05-01-2004, 07:43 PM
The story of Onestone the Indian Brave.
This was his Indian name given to him because he had only one testicle.
After years and years of this torment Onestone cracked and said, "If
anyone calls me Onestone again I will kill them!"
The word got around and nobody called him that any more.
Then one day a young girl named Blue Bird forgot and said, "Good
morning Onestone."
He jumped up, grabbed her and took her deep into the forest there he
shagged her all day, he shagged her all night, he shagged her all the
next day, until Blue Bird died from exhaustion.
The word got around that Onestone meant business.
Years went by until a woman named Yellow Bird returned to the village
after many years away.
Yellow Bird who was Blue Bird's cousin was overjoyed when she saw
Onestone and hugged him and said, "Good to see you Onestone."
Onestone grabbed her and took her deep into the forest where he shagged
her all day, shagged her all night, shagged her all the next day,
shagged her all the next night, but Yellow Bird wouldn't die!
What is the moral of the story?
You can't kill two birds with one stone.
This was his Indian name given to him because he had only one testicle.
After years and years of this torment Onestone cracked and said, "If
anyone calls me Onestone again I will kill them!"
The word got around and nobody called him that any more.
Then one day a young girl named Blue Bird forgot and said, "Good
morning Onestone."
He jumped up, grabbed her and took her deep into the forest there he
shagged her all day, he shagged her all night, he shagged her all the
next day, until Blue Bird died from exhaustion.
The word got around that Onestone meant business.
Years went by until a woman named Yellow Bird returned to the village
after many years away.
Yellow Bird who was Blue Bird's cousin was overjoyed when she saw
Onestone and hugged him and said, "Good to see you Onestone."
Onestone grabbed her and took her deep into the forest where he shagged
her all day, shagged her all night, shagged her all the next day,
shagged her all the next night, but Yellow Bird wouldn't die!
What is the moral of the story?
You can't kill two birds with one stone.
[size=1][size=2]You're just jealous cause the voices only speak to me.
Son's of Cunniligus - personal trainer.
I speak in tongues.[/size]
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