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#21

Ass Vomit Wrote:I was stealing empty boxes from the Toys R Us dumpster this morning. Just got back from jail.
You shoulda stayed there longer. You might have gotten laid, finally.
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#22

Banana Wrote:You shoulda stayed there longer. You might have gotten laid, finally.

I got shut down twice. The chicks there suck anyway, all they want to do is have you buy them Barbie accessories and talk about their tea parties.


Wait, what are you talking about?

BIRD33 Wrote:Im guessing BEW's vag loks like a hotdog that exploded in the microwave.
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#23

Ass Vomit Wrote:
Banana Wrote:You shoulda stayed there longer. You might have gotten laid, finally.

I got shut down twice. The chicks there suck anyway, all they want to do is have you buy them Barbie accessories and talk about their tea parties.


Wait, what are you talking about?
Cool.
I have
a friend named "E.L.V.I.S."
Is that a fact.I'm waiting. The topic is shut down twice.

Who said I had to make sense ?
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#24

Ass Vomit Wrote:I got shut down twice. The chicks there suck anyway, all they want to do is have you buy them Barbie accessories and talk about their tea parties.


Wait, what are you talking about?

2 words = Neverland Ranch
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#25

Ass Vomit Wrote:I was under a bridge downtown this morning drinking a warm miller.

FTFY (again)

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#26

i spent all day driving around behind that UPS driver that parked right behind me the other day, causing major body damage to my vehicle. i would wait until he got out to make a delivery, then i would haul ass into the back of the truck and whitewashed all the address labels to the packages he had back there. hope you fuckers weren't expecting anything from Brown.
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#27

Cameltoe280 Wrote:i spent all day driving around behind that UPS driver that parked right behind me the other day, causing major body damage to my vehicle. i would wait until he got out to make a delivery, then i would haul ass into the back of the truck and whitewashed all the address labels to the packages he had back there. hope you fuckers weren't expecting anything from Brown.
My "The Midget and the 18" Cock and other Perversions" video :eek:

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#28

Arby Wrote:FTFY (again)

I laughed the first time, loudly.

I know what you're thinking now. You think we're all gay, don't you? Think we're all just a bunch of deviant lifestyle-living same-sex having motherfuckers, am I right?


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#29

Arby Wrote:My "The Midget and the 18" Cock and other Perversions" video :eek:

saved it, dude. you'll have it tomorrow.
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