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My wife wants me to go on a diet. She said that I need to lose back down to 210 lbs. WTF!!!
how much do you weigh now?
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Jdub Wrote:My wife wants me to go on a diet. She said that I need to lose back down to 210 lbs. WTF!!!
are you fat, like can't see yer johnson fat??
how long since ya seen that lil thang??
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fuck diets...
sin,
buck-sixty
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How tall are you J-Dub? If you're below 6' then you probably do need to lose some weight.
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Jdub Wrote:No, I'm 6'3!! My johnson still protrudes a good 7 inches past the fat!! It only hides the other 2!!! 
if i were her i would be more worried about the delusions than the fat
just sayin'

narg:
I realise that I have a past to break with--an accumulation of inertia, wrong, foolishness, rot, junk. A great need of clarification, of mindfulness, or rather, of no mind. A need to return to genuine practice, right effort. Need to push on the great doubt. Need for the spirit. Hang on to the clear light.
Thomas Merton