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to cut your finger nails at work in the office? SRO
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well if you are alone ok.
mmh are you talking hand or feets ?
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didn't think so, thanks Bird, I can always count on you.
apparently 3 out of the 6 co-workers in my department are far to busy with their personal lives to cut their fucking finger nails at home in their free time.
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I cut mine and throw them in the womens hair.
Fuck.
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Gadonkadonk Money Dawg Wrote:I cut mine and throw them in the womens hair.
I'd slit your throat with my jagged toe nail.
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it's only offencive if your biting your toenails off...
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white trash move
absolutely inexcusable
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I think not, Dr. Clay could just as easily be 'in the office' and not "at work". That would be the more normal state of affairs.
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I'm gonna say "no" Clay, but if your "work" is giving stroke jobs and your "office" is behind Aboud's Retail Liquor Store, you should spring for a decent set of clippers and incorporate nail trimming into your grooming schedule, maybe while Aboud is hosing the man butter off of your face and torso. lest you jab a nasty fungus infested fingernail into some poor faggot's chode and slice his taint open, and have to try to disinfect it with his half empty bottle of Boone's Farm Strawberry Hill and your tongue.
don't worry about picking up the clippings, they probably won't be any harder on your knees than the asphault already is
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I can't stand when people do that...ugh.
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I used to just bite mine. Then one day I got taste of a nugget from an unfortuate wiping experience. Now I have a little asian hottie digs the feces out before stroking my fingers like a happy ending.
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what? Wrote:I'm gonna say "no" Clay, but if your "work" is giving stroke jobs and your "office" is behind Aboud's Retail Liquor Store, you should spring for a decent set of clippers and incorporate nail trimming into your grooming schedule, maybe while Aboud is hosing the man butter off of your face and torso. lest you jab a nasty fungus infested fingernail into some poor faggot's chode and slice his taint open, and have to try to disinfect it with his half empty bottle of Boone's Farm Strawberry Hill and your tongue.
don't worry about picking up the clippings, they probably won't be any harder on your knees than the asphault already is
nice effort, i shall RACK you for this one.
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You should take your nail clippings to the bathroom on you next visit. Drop a duece on the seat then insert them.
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VitaminE Wrote:You should take your nail clippings to the bathroom on you next visit. Drop a duece on the seat then insert them.
I hate prickly pickles, always leave a stingy sensation in the puckered spot.
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Why the hell not, let the clean-up crew vacuum it up.