12-07-2005, 10:33 PM
1. Want your daughter to be happy? Let her date TomFoolery; there's an iPod in it for her.
BIRD33 Wrote:Im guessing BEW's vag loks like a hotdog that exploded in the microwave.
Parenting Tips For Flumper
12-07-2005, 10:36 PM
I have already told her that this man I met on the internet is not going to send us an iPod now. She's adjusting.
12-07-2005, 10:37 PM
Flumper Barflusterbutt Wrote:I have already told her that this man I met on the internet is not going to send us an iPod now. She's adjusting.
Adjusting to how her dad meets men on the internet?
BIRD33 Wrote:Im guessing BEW's vag loks like a hotdog that exploded in the microwave.
12-07-2005, 10:41 PM
TomFoolery Wrote:Adjusting to how her dad meets men on the internet?
gotta Rack it.
12-07-2005, 11:13 PM
Lous_dog Wrote:How old is your daughter Flump? 13?11
12-07-2005, 11:14 PM
TomFoolery Wrote:Adjusting to how her dad meets men on the internet?Its not something we talk about.
12-08-2005, 04:34 AM
Good parenting advices :
1. put vodka in the soup
2. make them watch "teletubies"
they will be happy.
1. put vodka in the soup
2. make them watch "teletubies"
they will be happy.
10-17-2006, 06:47 PM
Flumper Barflusterbutt Wrote:I have already told her that this man I met on the internet is not going to send us an iPod now. She's adjusting.
retirement thread in the making....
10-17-2006, 06:57 PM
RIP Flumper.
10-17-2006, 07:20 PM
I won't put vodka into my little one soup. dammit I could post idiotic things sometimes
10-17-2006, 07:54 PM
ntype Wrote:I won't put vodka into my little one soup. dammit I could post idiotic things sometimesDon't discard that option yet; once you become a dad, you may want to change your mind.
Sin,
Dad of 2
suzy Wrote:Seriously, I hope you like to be peed on.
10-17-2006, 08:17 PM
Dr. Lecter Wrote:Don't discard that option yet; once you become a dad, you may want to change your mind.
Sin,
Dad of 2
baby what? loves beer. I let her drink out of the bottle or from my 40 oz mug. no need to slip roofies in her food
10-17-2006, 08:19 PM
^ ^ well adjusted, realistic dad. Props!
suzy Wrote:Seriously, I hope you like to be peed on.
10-18-2006, 05:52 PM
Flumper Barflusterbutt Wrote:Its not something we talk about.
Run the digits.
Wait, post pics first.
-SporK
Pre-order my book. I've written a bunch of material and we're currently shopping around for a publisher.
-SPorK
10-18-2006, 05:58 PM
SporK Wrote:Run the digits.
Wait, post pics first.
-SporK
I think she's 12, stupid.Real smooth.
See You In Toledo
10-18-2006, 06:05 PM
BIRD33 Wrote:I think she's 12, stupid.Real smooth.
telling that spork is stupid sounds like an oxymoron
(sounds funny)
10-18-2006, 06:05 PM
ntype Wrote:I think is a lot of things.BIRD33 Wrote:I think she's 12, stupid.Real smooth.
telling that spork is stupid sounds like an oxymoron
(sounds funny)
Who said I had to make sense ?
10-18-2006, 06:06 PM
I use benedryl (sp?) and chocolate milk
10-18-2006, 06:11 PM
Dr. Lecter Wrote:Don't discard that option yet; once you become a dad, you may want to change your mind.
Sin,
Dad of 2
I may keep it for me...dunno I think that I develop an idealistic point of view into my mind like "hey he's my baby and we are going to do stuff together like them :
![[Image: ingalls.jpg]](http://www.thewvsr.com/images/ingalls.jpg)
bwahaha
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