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Today I have Bugger Coming For A Lesson
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His mother thinks he's so wonderful and such a fabulous player that she feels he should start tournament play. Yeah, mom. Fukker is eight years old and doesn't even know how to score. How's he gonna play tournaments, stupid bitch?

I swear I won't take one bit of shit off him today. Fukker.
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#2

'Bode bugger.
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#3

Yeah. Bugger is in my dome BAD. Fukker.
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#4

i think we have the potential for one of those teacher student relationships when bugger hits about 14 or so.
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#5

After action report?
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#6

I tihnk you have a crush on bugger.

NinjaBassist Wrote:I thought it would be something different. When I get drunk I usually end up gettin naked and so for the courtesy of the other males in the house I usualy tuck my cock away like a transexual. Mangina ahoy

cLaY Wrote:Bird, less tongue...i want to know you mean it.
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#7

I told my boss I would teach him how to score so he could "play" tournaments but I didn't. It was cold and windy and I'm still coughing from my cold and fuck it I just didn't feel like it.

So I said "We're going to hit forehands now," and he said, 'I want to hit backhands."

"No," I told him. "Dictatorship, remember? DICTATORSHIP."

Bugger complied.

'Bode BEW.
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Blueeyedwoman Wrote:I told my boss I would teach him how to score so he could "play" tournaments but I didn't. It was cold and windy and I'm still coughing from my cold and fuck it I just didn't feel like it.

So I said "We're going to hit forehands now," and he said, 'I want to hit backhands."

"No," I told him. "Dictatorship, remember? DICTATORSHIP."

Bugger complied.

'Bode BEW.
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#9

Was it weird humping a dude without pubes?
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#10

He's actually kind of cute. And I do like 'em younger with a smidgen of arrogance. Hmmmm.
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#11

Blueeyedwoman Wrote:His mother thinks he's so wonderful and such a fabulous player that she feels he should start tournament play. Yeah, mom. Fukker is eight years old and doesn't even know how to score. How's he gonna play tournaments, stupid bitch?

I swear I won't take one bit of shit off him today. Fukker.


He probably wants to see his teachers tits.

apple Wrote:Aww, but mich, its only a 22 year age difference, I'm still legal :broken:

Bill Wrote:The pool is frozen like Tom Foolery's Saturday night date's snatch.

pineschic Wrote:comon' over here big boy (Vita E).. I'll warm you right up. lol
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Blueeyedwoman Wrote:He's actually kind of cute. And I do like 'em younger with a smidgen of arrogance. Hmmmm.


I love when you talk about me. :$

apple Wrote:Aww, but mich, its only a 22 year age difference, I'm still legal :broken:

Bill Wrote:The pool is frozen like Tom Foolery's Saturday night date's snatch.

pineschic Wrote:comon' over here big boy (Vita E).. I'll warm you right up. lol
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