03-16-2006, 10:23 PM
Around lunchtime I was really getting hungry and was about to go out for lunch when I suddenly got a violent urge to shit. On the way to the shitter, I noticed someone dropped off a free pizza on a table. Knowing the pizza was going to get "disappeared" fast, I made the call. I grabbed a slice and headed to drop the deuce.
Eating while you're working on sqeezing out some Iraqis really gives one a remarkable perspective on the digestive system. You can kind of feel the whole thing working with the food going in, getting processed and then coming out. Not as much perspective, I'm sure, as say one of those Japanese shit eaters, but even I have my limits.
Eating while you're working on sqeezing out some Iraqis really gives one a remarkable perspective on the digestive system. You can kind of feel the whole thing working with the food going in, getting processed and then coming out. Not as much perspective, I'm sure, as say one of those Japanese shit eaters, but even I have my limits.
