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I did it while the employees of Friday's restaurant sang "Happy Birthday" to me. My dad, sister, and friends watched it happen. None of them said anything about it.
BIRD33 Wrote:Im guessing BEW's vag loks like a hotdog that exploded in the microwave.
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I just dry humped my palm.
BIRD33 Wrote:Im guessing BEW's vag loks like a hotdog that exploded in the microwave.
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When I was in Prague last month I wiped my sweaty nutsack on this Yankees fan's pillow while he watched the N.Y. Rangers game at Lemieux's Bar.
BIRD33 Wrote:Im guessing BEW's vag loks like a hotdog that exploded in the microwave.