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I hate my new BBq pit.
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first, I just wanted to rebuild my bbq pit since I had to tear my old one down to make way for the addition to the homestead. Now I'm building a 64"x46" pit surrounded by a stone patio/rock garden/water garden with waterfall. All thanks to Mrs Bill. I will post pics when I'm done. which will be sometime in the next 5 years.
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Shenanigans Wrote:first, I just wanted to rebuild my bbq pit since I had to tear my old one down to make way for the addition to the homestead. Now I'm building a 64"x46" pit surrounded by a stone patio/rock garden/water garden with waterfall. All thanks to Mrs Bill. I will post pics when I'm done. which will be sometime in the next 5 years.

billed the grill like you want it, then just get one of those naked angel statues with water squirting out of the pecker and let him piss in the hot tub. you can still salvage this project. you're welcome in advance
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what? Wrote:billed the grill like you want it, then just get one of those naked angel statues with water squirting out of the pecker and let him piss in the hot tub. you can still salvage this project. you're welcome in advance

I wish it was that easy. some of the rocks I got piled up to build this water fall thing out of are as big as a pickup truck bed. I gotta "burrow" my neighbors back-ho to move the damn things.
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#4

Shenanigans Wrote:I wish it was that easy. some of the rocks I got piled up to build this water fall thing out of are as big as a pickup truck bed. I gotta "burrow" my neighbors back-ho to move the damn things.

did you ever give her that bracelet?
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#5

what? Wrote:did you ever give her that bracelet?

huh?
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#6

Shenanigans Wrote:huh?

8 will get it :d
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#7

Why is your BBQ grill in a pit?
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#8

Blueeyedwoman Wrote:Why is your BBQ grill in a pit?

It's not a gas grill.

It's like an outdoor fireplace with a cooking rack in it.
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#9

Shenanigans Wrote:It's not a gas grill.

It's like an outdoor fireplace with a cooking rack in it.

It's a firepit, then. Lingo, Bill. Lingo.
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#10

Blueeyedwoman Wrote:It's a firepit, then. Lingo, Bill. Lingo.

no. it's a traditional Pit BBQ.

A small verzion of the one's you see in every bbq joint all over the south. at least the one's that cook with real wood.
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#11

Shenanigans Wrote:no. it's a traditional Pit BBQ.

A small verzion of the one's you see in every bbq joint all over the south. at least the one's that cook with real wood.



We're gonna need some pics. We'll give you a month. BTW my new stainless grass grill cooks like a dream. There's nothing better than a summer BBQ.
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#12

Blueeyedwoman Wrote:We're gonna need some pics. We'll give you a month. BTW my new stainless grass grill cooks like a dream. There's nothing better than a summer BBQ.

I'm sure it does. so does mine. but i cann't really go cooking a pic or slab of beef on my grill. Besides any idiot can cook on a six burner stove made for the outdoors.
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#13

Shenanigans Wrote:I'm sure it does. so does mine. but i cann't really go cooking a pic or slab of beef on my grill. Besides any idiot can cook on a six burner stove made for the outdoors.


Slack needed here. I have zero grilling experience, Papa.
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#14

Blueeyedwoman Wrote:Slack needed here. I have zero grilling experience, Papa.

buy yourself a 20 dollar weber kettle. If you cann't cook decent on it before it rots out. give up.
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#15

we have a tradition around here too it's called the chariot of fire :

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(it's funny people walking with pile of woods bigger and bigger accross some town). Ok...

and we could do a BBQ

ps : been there it burns as hell
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#16

Shenanigans Wrote:buy yourself a 20 dollar weber kettle. If you cann't cook decent on it before it rots out. give up.


Naw, I'm gonna learn trial by fire on my new grill. Maybe to make you happy/piss you off I'll run a thread every time I ruin a meal. How's that sound?
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#17

Blueeyedwoman Wrote:Naw, I'm gonna learn trial by fire on my new grill. Maybe to make you happy/piss you off I'll run a thread every time I ruin a meal. How's that sound?

you must sacrafice 1 hamburger every year to the grill gods.
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#18

more impressive pictures :

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(the painting is some symbolic representation of the three founding swiss states)
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