[what?]

I was asking the wife if she wanted a shot of dick earlier. she said no, and said that it was 'cause she was about to have her period and "it was gonna be a bad one". backstory: she has said before that fucking will get her period started. you chicks can confirm or deny, I don't give a fuck, but she's let me fuck her before when she's wanted to jumpstart the bloodbath and I'll take what I can get when I can get it.

anyways, she says no sex 'cause she's staring down the barrell at a few hundred rounds of red paintballs on full auto. I asked her "you want me to dump a fuck in you real quick so maybe it'll come and go and you won't be a cunt through the weekend?"

you try to help somebody... ><

[what?]

I should quit posting my $$$$$ stuff when nobody's around

[Blondie]

Men.:roll:

[Sassy]

Men.:roll:

Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?

[ntype]

^^ most hillarious answer ever made by Sassy

[ntype]

I was asking the wife if she wanted a shot of dick earlier. she said no, and said that it was 'cause she was about to have her period and "it was gonna be a bad one". backstory: she has said before that fucking will get her period started. you chicks can confirm or deny, I don't give a fuck, but she's let me fuck her before when she's wanted to jumpstart the bloodbath and I'll take what I can get when I can get it.

anyways, she says no sex 'cause she's staring down the barrell at a few hundred rounds of red paintballs on full auto. I asked her "you want me to dump a fuck in you real quick so maybe it'll come and go and you won't be a cunt through the weekend?"

you try to help somebody... ><

can't tell you but I did remarked that there is less honey for me too lately. It's ... why ?

[Anhil8tor]

can't tell you but I did remarked that there is less honey for me too lately. It's ... why ?

I told you...

[BIRD33]

Waa! My wife doesnt find me sexualy attractive anymore!Boo Hoo!I should have married her sister! ><

Have you thought about giving her a dozen roses?

[ntype]

I told you...

that won't happen to me...I tell ya.

[what?]

Have you thought about giving her a dozen roses?

the wife, or the sister?

[BIRD33]

the wife, or the sister?

It's time to make the switch.I bet her sister doesnt even have periods.

[Anhil8tor]

It's time to make the switch.I bet her sister doesnt even have periods.

I bet she swallows too!

[BIRD33]

But does a bathroom stall get her hot?Deal breaker.

[Anhil8tor]

But does a bathroom stall get her hot?Deal breaker.

Just being the dirty sister on the side would give her a pass on the bathroom...

[BIRD 33]

What does this have to do with my mom? cratch: