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Rough Week-end
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First the rodeo, with 16 ounce beers and corn dogs. We partied until 2 am that night. Then Sat night we went out to dinner and partied until 2 again. Big pot of chili Sunday and left over chili yesterday since we were iced in.

Today I took a shit that was so bad my secretary knocked on the door and asked if I was okay.
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#2

I went to San Diego for the game, roast pig and Chivas.

Good times.

Till they lost and everyone was cryin'
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#3

Flumper Barflusterbutt Wrote:First the rodeo, with 16 ounce beers and corn dogs. We partied until 2 am that night. Then Sat night we went out to dinner and partied until 2 again. Big pot of chili Sunday and left over chili yesterday since we were iced in.

Today I took a shit that was so bad my secretary knocked on the door and asked if I was okay.

did it blow up out the top of the back of your diaper? get her to swipe a gob of butt paste up there before she powders you so you don't chafe. and get her to wash the pad on the changing table before next time so you don't ruin another shirt
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#4

Blondie Wrote:I went to San Diego for the game, roast pig and Chivas.

Good times.

Till they lost and everyone was cryin'

how'd you shit today?
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#5

This coming Sunday/Monday I get to party with a bunch of movie stars, rock stars, professional athletes. For this event I bought a leopard print cocktail dress.
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#6

what? Wrote:how'd you shit today?

Not too shabby.

Yourself?
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#7

Blueeyedwoman Wrote:This coming Sunday/Monday I get to party with a bunch of movie stars, rock stars, professional athletes. For this event I bought a leopard print cocktail dress.

find a link to a pic of the dress and post it.
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Flumper Barflusterbutt Wrote:First the rodeo, with 16 ounce beers and corn dogs. We partied until 2 am that night. Then Sat night we went out to dinner and partied until 2 again. Big pot of chili Sunday and left over chili yesterday since we were iced in.

Today I took a shit that was so bad my secretary knocked on the door and asked if I was okay.

Post of the week ....!!!!

Pure $$$$

Why do I keep this cesspool alive?
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#9

Flumper Barflusterbutt Wrote:find a link to a pic of the dress and post it.




Close to this:

http://www.dangerdame.com/photos_full/BettyQ.jpg
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#10

Blueeyedwoman Wrote:Close to this:

http://www.dangerdame.com/photos_full/BettyQ.jpg

:drool:

Minorthreat once told me to "Go fist a bobcat". Help a brother out?
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#11

Flumper Barflusterbutt Wrote::drool:

Minorthreat once told me to "Go fist a bobcat". Help a brother out?

Throat a weed wacker.
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#12

Blueeyedwoman Wrote:Throat a weed wacker.

So that's a yes?
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#13

leeman Wrote:Post of the week ....!!!!

Pure $$$$

So make me an Admin! Hardcore!
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