[Jimmy]

Jesus lived and had a positive message - yes.
Jesus walked on water - no.

Muhammed lived and had a positive message - sure.
Muhammed wanted all infidels dead - doubt it.

Buddha lived and had a positive message - why not.
Buddha was made of bronze - no.

Joseph Smith was crazy like a loon - yes.
Seagulls are responsible for removing the locusts plague - no.

meh.

[Flumper Barflusterbutt]

Flumper is $$$ - absolutely
BIRD33 is hardcore - no

[BIRD33]

BIRD33 is hardcore right now-Yes
Flumper was hardcore when poodle skirts were in style-Yes