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So usually at practce
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We have our choice of tunes during free shoot. I came in early over Winter Break and took my iPod and hooked it up to the P.A. system.
In a matter of minutes, there was blind outrage coming from my teammates. Barry Manilow was not the best choice, but it was good enough. I was giggling like a little schoolgirl inside.
I didn't see that Alando had snuck away, and the fucker not only ripped my iPod from the system, he smashed it on the floor as a goof. So now I'm out my Manilow tunes, with a broken iPod to boot.
After several days of soul searching, I confided in coach what happened, and told him I thought it would be nice to have the university replace it for me. It was one of the nice 20g models.
Coach says he can get one of the badger alums to gift it to me, which I know is illegal, but I just don't have the cash to pony up for a new one.
What's my next step? I'm going to need tunes during the tourney, but I'm concerned I'll get busted.
Thanks for listening, SRO.
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Butch Wrote:We have our choice of tunes during free shoot. I came in early over Winter Break and took my iPod and hooked it up to the P.A. system.
In a matter of minutes, there was blind outrage coming from my teammates. Barry Manilow was not the best choice, but it was good enough. I was giggling like a little schoolgirl inside.
I didn't see that Alando had snuck away, and the fucker not only ripped my iPod from the system, he smashed it on the floor as a goof. So now I'm out my Manilow tunes, with a broken iPod to boot.
After several days of soul searching, I confided in coach what happened, and told him I thought it would be nice to have the university replace it for me. It was one of the nice 20g models.
Coach says he can get one of the badger alums to gift it to me, which I know is illegal, but I just don't have the cash to pony up for a new one.
What's my next step? I'm going to need tunes during the tourney, but I'm concerned I'll get busted.
Thanks for listening, SRO.

Is Coach single?
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#3

Aren't trolls supposed to be based on people we care about? The coach-K troll was relevant...ditto Zeke11 and the NBA Championship Trophy...

...how is this clown relevant?

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WoolyGoat Wrote:Aren't trolls supposed to be based on people we care about? The coach-K troll was relevant...ditto Zeke11 and the NBA Championship Trophy...

...how is this clown relevant?

Sit on a poorly-lubed Heineken Keg can, mouth breather.
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#5

Clever.

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#6

I have some Manilow. PM me.

I know what you're thinking now. You think we're all gay, don't you? Think we're all just a bunch of deviant lifestyle-living same-sex having motherfuckers, am I right?


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