[leucifer]

You'll never get cancer at this rate. You'll live forever!

I plan to e-live forever by handing my password down to successive generations like the Dread Pirate Roberts. I just have to be careful to recruit people with the same shitty posting skills as me, that's the tricky part.

[BIRD33]

If you really think someones internet shenanigans can cause cancer...well....you don't so there's that.

But def don't expect any sympathy from me for that moron.

You just equated their karma derived from their internet message boarding with why they got cancer.Totally different.