[Hambone]

A woman was in a coma. Nurses were in her room giving her a sponge bath. One
of them was washing her private area and noticed that there was a response
on the monitor when she touched her.

They went to her husband and explained what happened, telling him, "Crazy as
this sounds, maybe a little oral sex will do the trick and bring her out of
the coma."

The husband was skeptical, but they assured that they'd close the curtains
for privacy.

The husband finally agreed and went into his wife's room. After a few
minutes the woman's monitor flat lined; no pulse, no heart rate.

The nurses ran into the room. "What happened?" they cried.

The husband said, "I guess she choked."

[Suicide Jim]

a comatose blow job.... doesn't sound too fun to me.

[VitaminE]

C L A S S I C ! ! ! ! !
:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

[xoxmelxox]

that doesn't surprise me lol