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a bear and the rabbit
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bear an a rabbit caught a gold fish. the fish told them to let her go, if they do, she will grant them both three wishes.

first goes the bear. i want to be irresistible to all female bears, poof-he gets it
rabbit says: i want a nice helmet. bear asked him what for, but bunny won't say.poof-he gets the helmet

bear asks for a biggest cock a bear can have.poof-fish gave him the cock
rabbit says: give me a fast motorcycle. bear says: rabbit, you're an idiot.but the rabbit got the bike

now the last wish. bear asked for a forest full of female bears, and he got it.
rabbit thinks for a couple seconds and says: i wish the bear is gay, sits on a bike and drives away.

hope you think of this as a funny joke Smile
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a bear and the rabbit - by lamesh - 08-30-2005, 02:21 PM
a bear and the rabbit - by SporK - 08-30-2005, 03:11 PM
a bear and the rabbit - by lamesh - 08-30-2005, 05:26 PM
a bear and the rabbit - by SporK - 08-30-2005, 07:35 PM
a bear and the rabbit - by lamesh - 09-02-2005, 12:51 AM
a bear and the rabbit - by SporK - 09-02-2005, 06:57 AM

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