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Have you ever farted in church and not been able to control your laughter afterwards?

No. But I was once at a banquet and with a group of about 15 couples. One of the guys had an electronic fart box. The box was placed under the chair of one of the guys that was with us. Another guy had the remote. During the prayer, he began to hit the button. It was very loud and a ring of two tables deep around our table could hear it. Everyone was laughing and trying to hide their laughter. The prayer took several minutes.