[minorthreat]

My friend got me a sweet volunteer job working with some newly hired police officers. They need to work on their field sobriety testing, so seven other volunteers and I are going to be fed whatever alcoholic beverages we want to drink over the course of 5 hours. For free.

Then we will get behind the wheel (this takes place on an airport runway, just like many other police training courses), get pulled over, and try to pass the sobriety test.

I already know that I'm going to try to get involved in a mini high-speed persuit, try to outrun some of the pigs after bailing from the car, and I will also berate them as much as possible because I don't mind being restrained and arrested since they can't do shit to me after the role play is over.


Thoughts? Comments? Suggestions?

Be sure and piss yourself for added effect.