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In Heaven…

• the mechanics are German
  
• the chefs are French
  
• the police are British
  
• the lovers are Italian
  
• and everything is organized by the Swiss.

In Hell…

• the mechanics are French
  
• the police are German
  
• the chefs are British
  
• the lovers are Swiss
  
• and everything is organized by the Italians.