[PurpleHaze]

when i was a kid, my parents used to hide all the xmas presents in their bedroom under the bed. they used to tell us to not go in there, because santa claus may be bringing the presents in. one night, 3 or 4 days before the big day, my brother and i were on our way downstairs to grab some frosty sodas from the fridge after Saturday Night Wrestling on tv. i think i was 8 or 9 and he was 7 or 8. we walked by my parents room, hearing a comotion. certain it was the jolly man in the red suit, we opened the door just a crack to get a peek. there was my father, buck naked on the bed, fucking my aunt and her daughter, my cousin. this was his sister. my father, his sister, and my cousin getting it on while my mother was working. true story. and i got a train that year.

Dude, that's sick. Are you emotionally scarred and stuff?