12-29-2009, 07:18 PM
It is ...
Cunt them your self if you don't believe it.
Cunt them your self if you don't believe it.
Why do I keep this cesspool alive?
2010 posts by 2010?
12-29-2009, 07:58 PM
BIRD33 Wrote:We got any homodont's here?
negative. we ran them off when we cleansed the board in '07.
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12-29-2009, 09:32 PM
hadn't been to uj in ages. Stumbled across this diabolik thread.
Great find.
NSFW
http://uselessjunk.net/showthread.php?t=304536
Great find.
NSFW
http://uselessjunk.net/showthread.php?t=304536
12-29-2009, 09:38 PM
BIRD33 Wrote:Taco dip is when you tea bag a mexican guy, right?
l.
I laughed. My son heard me and he thought it was funny, so he laughed too.
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12-29-2009, 09:41 PM
Cucumber Wrote:I laughed. My son heard me and he thought it was funny, so he laughed too.
He's mexican??
Why do I keep this cesspool alive?
12-29-2009, 10:03 PM
Cucumber Wrote:I laughed. My son heard me and he thought it was funny, so he laughed too.
The kids a genius.
See You In Toledo
12-29-2009, 10:16 PM
Anhil8tor Wrote:hadn't been to uj in ages. Stumbled across this diabolik thread.
Great find.
NSFW
http://uselessjunk.net/showthread.php?t=304536
She's either got gonorrhea or serious razor burn.
Anyway since I havent been to that place in years I did a search on my old nic to see if I was still on there and the threads are but it seems everyones post have been changed to "ericgiffordisleet".Explain?
See You In Toledo
12-29-2009, 10:30 PM
BIRD33 Wrote:Plans for New Years?I'm making up a lie so I don't have to meet this chicks friends.
I don't get this. Your odds of getting laid at the price of meeting her friends is even at worst. You'd rather sit at home or have a sausage fest, where your chances of geting laid are (presumably) nil? Is tehre something you are not telling us?
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12-29-2009, 10:36 PM
BIRD33 Wrote:The kids a genius.
Course, he was on my boob at the time, so my milk might have tasted funny.
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12-29-2009, 10:39 PM
Cucumber Wrote:I don't get this. Your odds of getting laid at the price of meeting her friends is even at worst. You'd rather sit at home or have a sausage fest, where your chances of geting laid are (presumably) nil? Is tehre something you are not telling us?
I have something to confess thats been weighing heavily on my mind for some time.I feel I owe it to you, dear reader to be up front about a situation in my life you may not have been aware of......
My office is closing at noon on Thursday so after work I will fuck the shit out of her and then be free to play golden tee's with my friends that night.Whew!It feels so much better having told someone that.Thanks for listening.
See You In Toledo
12-29-2009, 10:44 PM
I don't even want to think about the money I sunk into Golden Tee when I was in my 20's. Jimmy and I thought about it once and stopped thinking about it when we realized it was probably over $1000 bucks.
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12-29-2009, 10:45 PM
CT, do that call out thing again.
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12-29-2009, 10:45 PM
Inglourious Basterds was pretty good.
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12-29-2009, 10:46 PM
which is exponentially better than fucking the shit out of her both thursday afternoon and early friday morning. i now see why you have secured the mentally retarded parking spot here.
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