[Anhil8tor]

So does he like squirts legs or not?

[snarg]

So does he like squirts legs or not?

he wants to have legs like that, not sure if he likes them on her
what a complerte nimrod
i think we can all agree he has outdone morph now, eh wooly??

[WoolyGoat]

agreed

[BIRD33]

This post needed to be added for the historical record.

That makes me laugh.

Little Phantom is what my girlfriend calls my penis. :loool:

When we first met on a board I was phantom and she was yahoo. So I call her vagina little yahoo and she calls my penis little phantom. I bet Bird will think this is a delightful story.

[phantom]

Heres a fun stat:

Thread starts at around 3:30 PM yesterday.

Phantom is here the whole time and but never posts.



11:31 Blondie finally makes an appearance.

11:32 Phantom gets up enough nerve to post in a thread with his name on it.

Lot's of things don't interest me without her.

[minorthreat]

Lot's of things don't interest me without her.

That is so cute.

[phantom]

She can't shake him and he's embarrassed her so she has no choice but to embrace him. He is in the habit of obsessing and, dare I say it, stalking women. Violet, fngrpaint, and YLA would probably agree.

Oh I finally found the post I've been looking for. Hadn't read this thread before. I'll clarify some things for squirt since she is so noisy and thinks she knows everything.

YLA ---- Never talked to her other than leaving each other messages where anybody can read at UJ. Maybe a couple of PMs but not sure of that. Never seriously tried to get to know her and wasn't attracted to her.

Fngrpaint --- started talking to her years ago when she was a 19 year old college student. I'm the one that found out she was really 16 when UJ goddessed her. I told Violet. She eventually outed her. Flirted with her some and she flirted back. Had her number for years and called her twice and she called me once or twice. We never got that close.

Violet -- Thought she was beautiful and still do, although I don't like the tattoos. Started talking to her in PMs at UJ and messages at Deviant Art. We've remained friends over the years but I did get pretty mad that she outed fngrpaint's age after promising to keep it a secret. Still send her a hello message every few months and she is a friend. Talked to her in emails, her forum and IM but never about anything sexual.


Since I've been at UJ I've talked to 4 girls on IM and 2 of those on the phone.

I'm really a serial stalker.

[minorthreat]

Oh I finally found the post I've been looking for. Hadn't read this thread before. I'll clarify some things for squirt since she is so noisy and thinks she knows everything.

YLA ---- Never talked to her other than leaving each other messages where anybody can read at UJ. Maybe a couple of PMs but not sure of that. Never seriously tried to get to know her and wasn't attracted to her.

Fngrpaint --- started talking to her years ago when she was a 19 year old college student. I'm the one that found out she was really 16 when UJ goddessed her. I told Violet. She eventually outed her. Flirted with her some and she flirted back. Had her number for years and called her twice and she called me once or twice. We never got that close.

Violet -- Thought she was beautiful and still do, although I don't like the tattoos. Started talking to her in PMs at UJ and messages at Deviant Art. We've remained friends over the years but I did get pretty mad that she outed fngrpaint's age after promising to keep it a secret. Still send her a hello message every few months and she is a friend. Talked to her in emails, her forum and IM but never about anything sexual.


Since I've been at UJ I've talked to 4 girls on IM and 2 of those on the phone.

I'm really a serial stalker.

I was wrong about you. You really are a ladies man!

[phantom]

Here's another question on the table for Dumber (that's phantom).

If ChrazyPsychoBitchSlag gives out pictures of her awesome bewbies to every and any Tom, Dick, or Harry who will "run squirt," why, pray tell, do these people end up A) not running me, B) not being able to run me, and most importantly C) turning on ChrazyPsychoBitchSlag because she's so completely psychotic?


Of those who have been BRIBED to run me, some of them don't even like me. Goat, Flumper, and Lord knows who else at UJ she tried to BRIBE. Sorry to burst your bubble, but that speaks volumes about her character far more than it does about mine.

It also proves that she doesn't give out her boob shots to every Tom, Dick and Harry to run you. If she had they would have been posted by now.


Slag makes you sound like you should be chewing tobacco and spitting in a coke can.

[minorthreat]

Phantom, what are you going to do when Blondie dumps you for this Rockhound guy? Does it make you nervous? SRO. Thanks.

[minorthreat]

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phantom 8:26 PM Replying to Thread
hey phantom

[minorthreat]

Hello?

[phantom]

So does he like squirts legs or not?

I would prefer longer and thinner but they're not bad for an older woman. I've only seen them in low light and can't tell if there is cellulite. Ankles were thick even as a teenager but I've never been that insistent on thin ankles as are some.

[minorthreat]

Is it me you're looking for?

[phantom]

Is it me you're looking for?

Nobody has to look for that noggin.

[minorthreat]

Nobody has to look for that noggin.

Phantom, what are you going to do when Blondie dumps you for this Rockhound guy? Does it make you nervous? SRO. Thanks.

[phantom]

Phantom, what are you going to do when Blondie dumps you for this Rockhound guy? Does it make you nervous? SRO. Thanks.

Your question is based on a false assumption.

[minorthreat]

Your question is based on a false assumption.

Ok....I'll play along. What will you do if it does happen? SRO. Thanks.

[phantom]

Have I answered everything?