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There's A Really Ugly Female I Work With
#1

Face on a scale of 1-10: 2

Body on a scale of 1-10: 8.5


Given those specs, would you hit it?


P.S. She seems like the kinda chick that wants to talk for an hour after fucking.

BIRD33 Wrote:Im guessing BEW's vag loks like a hotdog that exploded in the microwave.
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#2

[Image: hitit.jpg]

and have a cell phone call right after... gotta split
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#3

There's a chick I work with that has similar attributes...I think I'd hit it. She looks like she has a moustache, bangin body though

I'll let you be in my dreams if I can be in yours
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#4

i'd hit it
i usually take the backside aproach anyway's
and i'd just roll over and pass out when i'm done anyways so she can talk all she wants

looking for someone to "take care" of my ex
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I enjoy being a dumb cunt. Thanks.


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#5

So when a guy screws a girl with an ugly face, how do you get past the face??

I demand the world but offer nothing in return.
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#6

fem Wrote:So when a guy screws a girl with an ugly face, how do you get past the face??

a. doggystyle

b. drunk goggles

c. blind fold

d. paper sack

e. all the above

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#7

dezdrew Wrote:i'd hit it
i usually take the backside aproach anyway's
and i'd just roll over and pass out when i'm done anyways so she can talk all she wants
easy

looking for someone to "take care" of my ex
Quote:
Originally Posted by VitaminE
Never get caught with a dead girl or a live boy!, That's Vit E's moto
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Originally Posted by fem
I enjoy being a dumb cunt. Thanks.


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v105/b...aphic2.jpg
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#8

fem Wrote:So when a guy screws a girl with an ugly face, how do you get past the face??


Do her from behind so she doesnt look at ya with her third eye........OR JACK DANIELS

apple Wrote:Aww, but mich, its only a 22 year age difference, I'm still legal :broken:

Bill Wrote:The pool is frozen like Tom Foolery's Saturday night date's snatch.

pineschic Wrote:comon' over here big boy (Vita E).. I'll warm you right up. lol
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#9

I would never screw a guy with an ugly face, even if he had a killer body.

I demand the world but offer nothing in return.
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#10

one thing :

concentrate on sensations and try to ignore video feed.

end transmission
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#11

I'd hit it just give me a few brews.

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#12

turn out the lights

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Ass Vomit Wrote:Face on a scale of 1-10: 2

Body on a scale of 1-10: 8.5


Given those specs, would you hit it?


P.S. She seems like the kinda chick that wants to talk for an hour after fucking.

No.
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#14

Usually the ugly chicks just like to get laid. Usually at that time there thinking "this is the only chance I got". I say hit it and keep it moving!! NEXT!.
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#15

ugly chicks try harder, imho
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#16

ITs warm wet and willing go for it .

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#17

This must be a trick question. I regularly fuck an ugly cat. The opportunity to fuck an ugly woman would be a god send. If the body is decent that's purely bonus. Quit posting about her and plow it like a field of manure.

Here's to Honor
Jump on 'er
and stay on 'er!
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#18

VitaminE Wrote:This must be a trick question. I regularly fuck an ugly cat. The opportunity to fuck an ugly woman would be a god send. If the body is decent that's purely bonus. Quit posting about her and plow it like a field of manure.

Here's to Honor
Jump on 'er
and stay on 'er!
What does "this" refer to?Interesting gossip:
said regularly fuck an ugly cat.
Thanks for the info.I hadn't thought of that.OK I'll try not to do posting about her and plow it like a field of manure so much.What do you look like?

Who said I had to make sense ?
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#19

my words to live by.

if she can wear a thong, lets get it on.
if she cann't wear a thong, move along.
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#20

Just got the Christmas party pics back, here's one of the ugly broad:

[Image: DSC00054_JPG.jpg]

BIRD33 Wrote:Im guessing BEW's vag loks like a hotdog that exploded in the microwave.
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