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There are birds on my roof, FUCKING or something
#1

How the fuck do I get them off so I can get to sleep?
They're squawking, and usually this does not happen at night.
Waah.

suzy Wrote:Seriously, I hope you like to be peed on.
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#2

Why don't you let me come over and suck your dick and see if that works?
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#3

That.... is always worth trying, anyway... :lol:

suzy Wrote:Seriously, I hope you like to be peed on.
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#4

OK, that's not good enough? Right.

I am prepared to
1. Smack it up
2. Flip it
3. Rub it down

oh noooooooooo..... :xrate:

suzy Wrote:Seriously, I hope you like to be peed on.
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#5

Dr. Lecter Wrote:That.... is always worth trying, anyway... :lol:

you still got an hour and 15 minutes of queer left, boy

hi Christy :d
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#6

ChristyPie Wrote:Why don't you let me come over and suck your dick and see if that works?
:blink:
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#7

what? Wrote:you still got an hour and 15 minutes of queer left, boy

hi Christie :d
You spelled it wrong.
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#8

PurpleHaze Wrote:You spelled it wrong.
well fuck me, I musta been thinking of somebody else. I hope she didn't see that Huh
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#9

what? Wrote:you still got an hour and 15 minutes of queer left, boy

what? Wrote:well fuck me

IN, LOVER!!!

But no worries on the reach-around, I've got lube for ya.

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#10

Dr. Lecter Wrote:IN, LOVER!!!

But no worries on the reach-around, I've got lube for ya.
this isn't like a hand off is it? I don't want to carry the baton all day tomorrow.
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#11

No there's got to be another vote unless clay just slides or kneels into it... no worries for you/... but get over here and let me engulf your whiskey-drenched weener.

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#12

Does Clay have Dr. Lec's log in?
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#13

Devious Wrote:Does Clay have Dr. Lec's log in?
Dr. is taking Clay's place of board fag for the day. :roll:
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#14

BEGRUDGINGLY, I might add.
But I can take one (or 12, or 8 inches) for the team. Ouch! MMMMmmmm. More please.

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#15

But he's only taking it until midnight, when Cinderfagella turns back into MachoMan.
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#16

Rack Cinderfagella!

suzy Wrote:Seriously, I hope you like to be peed on.
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#17

Dr. Lecter Wrote:Rack Cinderfagella!

Uh ... was gonna say "War Ciingerfagella" but realized I'd rather have him hetero.
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#18

PurpleHaze Wrote:Dr. is taking Clay's place of board fag for the day. :roll:

Don't roll your eyes at me WoMEN!
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#19

Devious Wrote:Don't roll your eyes at me WoMEN!

Oh, I gotcha, Dev. You're another one of those around here. You don't like women. I'm new here, but I'm learning. Maybe you could be resident Phag tomorrow, taking over the job from the Doc?
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#20

Blueeyedwoman Wrote:Oh, I gotcha, Dev. You're another one of those around here. You don't like women. I'm new here, but I'm learning. Maybe you could be resident Phag tomorrow, taking over the job from the Doc?

I love women. I'm sure Ph knows I'm fucking around with her. Stick around here and you will see that we all fuck with each other knowing it means shit and we are just having fun.
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