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This doesn't mean your blow up doll either.
I blew up my hand, hair ablaze and face. Broke 2 fingers and was lucky
the ocean was 50 ft away so not to loose my hair.
Tried launching a softball size mortor at the beach, wasn't aware the 3 ft long fuse was a flash fuse. Sorry hun for the memories.
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My friend and I were throwing m80's down a manhole when we were about 15 or 16. After about 3 of them by buddy decides he wants to put a bunch down at once. Apparently he hit a pocket of something flammable down there cause the next thing I knew there was a loud ring as the manhole cover flew up and him in the jaw(breaking it).
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i once shoved a firecracker up a cats ass and lit it. nine lives my ass. i wanted to try it 8 more times.
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Never a dull moment with you guys...eh?
I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
I got creative once and mounted an old bb gun to a wood base. capped the one end and put a little gun powder in the end....long story short = hole about 12" across in the neighbors pump house, 400 feet away.
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So my neighbors are entering the season again.....what to expect this year ?
Last year there were fireworks going off all the time night and day, it was a riot !
So off to Patriot Fireworks (MD) we go.
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A seven eleven store .... :$
Why do I keep this cesspool alive?
I blew a huge load in your wife E-Judge.
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I'd say but my trial is still pending.
One part of the Trailer Trash Alliance
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E-Judge Wrote:Unless you are over 8" please sit down ! If you are at least 6'2" is also a must with Fairiedust. Something about little short men pisses her off, like they shouldn't exist or was that they are useless, I forget, might as well ask her yourself.
your my one and only...enough said...:wub:
I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
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We get it. E-Judge dumb and ugly, you're the black adonis with huge cock. ha. ha.
I never said he's ugly. You did. He is ?? Damn it must suck to be dumb, white, retarded, have a small penis, and be UGLY. No wonder why he's so pissed off in all his posts. Or is it because his wife desires black men ?