[Fem's Cuban Ex-Boyfriend]

I lo her, but she no speaking to me. I gonna dry to her house and sing her a song or soneting.

De hermano get oset with me last tyng, I gonna cut him inna face if he come for me ayen.

[Dr. Lecter]

Sup!!!

Ese, I kind of need a car to, um, "disappear" kinda. Know anyone who can help?

Thanks, chombo.

[Fem's Cuban Ex-Boyfriend]

Chico, my fren Alejandro Miguel de la Rosa tienne muchos carros. We say he "Alejandro con mil Coches".

Gib me de PM and I tell him for joo.