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Ask Flumper Anything

What is your favorite "toy"?

BIRD33 Wrote:Im guessing BEW's vag loks like a hotdog that exploded in the microwave.
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Flumper Barflusterbutt Wrote:See, I had no idea. The crews work about 50 to 70 hours per week. They start at the shop each morning at 6:30 and usually get back to the shop about 6:00 or 6:30 at night. Time and a half pay for overtime over 40 hours per week. We typically work a half a day on saturday. The concrete laborers start at about $7.50 per hour. Shovel and sledgehammer are the working tools.

when did you mistake me for a mexican??

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I realise that I have a past to break with--an accumulation of inertia, wrong, foolishness, rot, junk.  A great need of clarification, of mindfulness, or rather, of no mind.  A need to return to genuine practice, right effort.  Need to push on the great doubt.  Need for the spirit.  Hang on to the clear light.
           
Thomas Merton


       
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If you and I were to play checkers, which color checker would you chose? Red or black? Who would win the game?

ntype Wrote:unrack me it's another false friend. mmh you were "readjusted" but I suppose that google translation is another source of bizzareness in one of my posts.

I fear that.
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Will you play tic-tac-toe with me right here in this thread?


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ntype Wrote:unrack me it's another false friend. mmh you were "readjusted" but I suppose that google translation is another source of bizzareness in one of my posts.

I fear that.
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TomFoolery Wrote:What address should I ship the iPod to?
I will pm it to you.
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Plain M&M's or peanut?
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Is your ass hairy like Tom's or smooth like ntypes?
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TomFoolery Wrote:What is your favorite "toy"?
Hmm... One of the two:

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'cept mine is black and is more rigged out for hunting.


or:

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What do you hunt?
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snarg Wrote:when did you mistake me for a mexican??

:mellow:
I generally only promote from within, so most everyone starts at the bottom. If you provided skills that were better qualified than my supervisors, then that would be taken into consideration. The supervisors generally make $60,000 to $100,000 per year plus bonuses.
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Whats the fattest chick youve nailed.

One part of the Trailer Trash Alliance
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Shadrach Wrote:If you and I were to play checkers, which color checker would you chose? Red or black? Who would win the game?
I would not care which color I had. If I had to pick, I would probably pick black. I don't know how well you play, I am pretty competitive. But since I haven't played checkers in many years, I would consider myself at a disadvantage.
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Shadrach Wrote:Will you play tic-tac-toe with me right here in this thread?

Yes.

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PurpleHaze Wrote:Plain M&M's or peanut?
peanut
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PurpleHaze Wrote:Is your ass hairy like Tom's or smooth like ntypes?
My hair is very light colored. So, my ass does not appear hairy, maybe a little peach fuzz.
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PurpleHaze Wrote:What do you hunt?
I like to hunt white tailed deer, but I am not on a deer lease this year. I also hunt dove, quail, turkey, pheasant, feral hogs, axis deer, and squirrels.
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TomFoolery Wrote:What address should I ship the iPod to?

You already have my address. Thanks!
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NinjaBassist Wrote:Whats the fattest chick youve nailed.
Well, I did a real porker one night after a night of heavy drinking in a bar in Fort Worth. Her sister was actually the one I was going after, but somehow I ended up with the other one. I would say she probably went 180 with her boots on. I had to re-examine my life after that.
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Do you want more kids? How did you guys decide to have only one?
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What are the odds that this game will end in anything but a cat?

ntype Wrote:unrack me it's another false friend. mmh you were "readjusted" but I suppose that google translation is another source of bizzareness in one of my posts.

I fear that.
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