02-16-2006, 01:07 AM
As illustrated by the majority of the population here.
In other news: I am reasonably sure that most of you would drink my cum for breakfast every morning and while that's a disgusting thought in its own right, what's even more disturbing is that I am so fucking godlike that my mere presence here causes all of your diminished IQ's to increase ten fold.
Fuck.
Why do people doubt the greatness that is I? They ship money like there's no tomorrow.
-Spork
P.s. NO.
P.p.s The Rangers will beat the fuck out of all NHL teams.
In other news: I am reasonably sure that most of you would drink my cum for breakfast every morning and while that's a disgusting thought in its own right, what's even more disturbing is that I am so fucking godlike that my mere presence here causes all of your diminished IQ's to increase ten fold.
Fuck.
Why do people doubt the greatness that is I? They ship money like there's no tomorrow.
-Spork
P.s. NO.
P.p.s The Rangers will beat the fuck out of all NHL teams.
Pre-order my book. I've written a bunch of material and we're currently shopping around for a publisher.
-SPorK
