[PurpleHaze]

What? No love for the South East? Grrrrr.......


TOOL US (and CANADA) TOUR DATES Here are the dates for some smaller venue shows in the US and Canada before the band leaves for Europe:

SUN-APR-30 INDIO, CA/ COACHELLA FESTIVAL
TUE-MAY-02 SEATTLE/ PARAMOUNT THEATRE
THU-MAY-04 OAKLAND/ PARAMOUNT THEATRE
FRI-MAY-05 LAS VEGAS/ THE JOINT
SAT-MAY-06 PHOENIX/ GAMMAGE HALL
MON-MAY-08 DALLAS/ McFARLIN AUDITORIUM
WED-MAY-10 DENVER/ TEMPLE BUELL THEATRE
THU-MAY-11 KANSAS CITY/ MEMORIAL HALL
FRI-MAY-12 MINNEAPOLIS/ ORPHEUM THEATRE
SAT-MAY-13 CHICAGO/ AUDITORIUM THEATRE
MON-MAY-15 DETROIT/ FOX THEATRE
TUE-MAY-16 TORONTO/ HUMMINGBIRD THEATRE
THU-MAY-17 PHILADELPHIA/ TOWER THEATRE
FRI-MAY-19 NEW YORK/ CITY CENTER
SAT-MAY-20 NEW YORK/ CITY CENTER
SUN-MAY-21 BOSTON/ WANG CENTRE

[Tribal Dragon]

WED-MAY-10 DENVER/ TEMPLE BUELL THEATRE

Sw33t!

[Vitamin E]

Fri-may-12 Minneapolis/ Orpheum Theatre

'bode

[WoolyGoat]

SUN-MAY-21 BOSTON/ WANG CENTRE

PH, The Wang is calling your name...

[Bill]

THU-MAY-17 PHILADELPHIA/ TOWER THEATRE

>< I'll be away

[cLaY]

May 11th KC/ Memorial Hall

IN!

[minorthreat]

Tool hates Southern people.

[cLaY]

people of teh South = moshing hippies

[Gadonkadonk Money Dawg]

Tool hates Southern people.

So does anyone else with any decency.

[Bill]

So does anyone else with any decency.

Hey Now!

[Gadonkadonk Money Dawg]

Hey Now!

Am I lying?

[Bill]

Am I lying?

Now that I think about it probly not.
It would explain why I'm so hated here.

[Gadonkadonk Money Dawg]

Now that I think about it probly not.
It would explain why I'm so hated here.

Nah, I think thats just the sense of self-depreciation you exude. You seem to hate yourself so others can't really be blamed for doing the same.

[Bill]

Nah, I think thats just the sense of self-depreciation you exude. You seem to hate yourself so others can't really be blamed for doing the same.

So we can rule out the fact that I'm southern and blame it on my poor self image?

[Gadonkadonk Money Dawg]

So we can rule out the fact that I'm southern and blame it on my poor self image?

Exactly. You dont come across as "southern" at all man. Cept for maybe the chew comments.

[Bill]

Exactly. You dont come across as "southern" at all man. Cept for maybe the chew comments.

My habbit of dipping is a direct product of the USAF. Smoking was strictly prohibited. Dipping snuff was perfectly fine. Nicotine withdraws are not fun when you got a drill sargent breathing down your neck.

What about my promident southern draw?

[Gadonkadonk Money Dawg]

My habbit of dipping is a direct product of the USAF. Smoking was strictly prohibited. Dipping snuff was perfectly fine. Nicotine withdraws are not fun when you got a drill sargent breathing down your neck.

What about my promident southern draw?

In my opinion thats more a result of breeding than geography.

[Bill]

In my opinion thats more a result of breeding than geography.

My biological father had 6 chicks in my mother's high school knocked up.
I've never met the dood.

[Anhil8tor]

the south kicks ass!

[PurpleHaze]

Can we get back to talking about how pissed off I am?

Closest place I could go is Dallas, and I don't see that happening.





p.s. Fuck you all.