[TomFoolery]

My friend got me a sweet volunteer job working with some newly hired police officers. They need to work on their field sobriety testing, so seven other volunteers and I are going to be fed whatever alcoholic beverages we want to drink over the course of 5 hours. For free.

Then we will get behind the wheel (this takes place on an airport runway, just like many other police training courses), get pulled over, and try to pass the sobriety test.

I already know that I'm going to try to get involved in a mini high-speed persuit, try to outrun some of the pigs after bailing from the car, and I will also berate them as much as possible because I don't mind being restrained and arrested since they can't do shit to me after the role play is over.


Thoughts? Comments? Suggestions?

[minorthreat]

My friend got me a sweet volunteer job working with some newly hired police officers. They need to work on their field sobriety testing, so seven other volunteers and I are going to be fed whatever alcoholic beverages we want to drink over the course of 5 hours. For free.

Then we will get behind the wheel (this takes place on an airport runway, just like many other police training courses), get pulled over, and try to pass the sobriety test.

I already know that I'm going to try to get involved in a mini high-speed persuit, try to outrun some of the pigs after bailing from the car, and I will also berate them as much as possible because I don't mind being restrained and arrested since they can't do shit to me after the role play is over.


Thoughts? Comments? Suggestions?

Be sure and piss yourself for added effect.

[TomFoolery]

Be sure and piss yourself for added effect.

Done. Hopefully they will allow pictures to be taken.

[minorthreat]

Done. Hopefully they will allow pictures to be taken.

Make sure this happens!

[TomFoolery]

Make sure this happens!

Oh, I will piss myself for sure. In fact, I just put an extra pair of underwear and some track pants in my car so I have a change of clothes.

[PurpleHaze]

Find out ways to beat that shit. :ph_ph34r:

[BIRD33]

Start crying and shit.

[PurpleHaze]

Start crying and shit.

I tried that once. (

[TomFoolery]

Find out ways to beat that shit. :ph_ph34r:

That's part of the reason I'm doing it.

[TomFoolery]

Start crying and shit.

Nice! I can't cry on command, but I'll try my best to get a quality picture. Also, I will try to get one of me falling out of the car.

[leeman]

Hope you get picked as the one who's gonna be the sober one ....

[Vitamin E]

Call me!

[Shadrach]

How does one land a gig like that?

[SporK]

Big fucking deal.

A random night out with Teh Spork includes getting drunk and talking shit to cops. And unlike this, it's not staged. It's like you're going virtual skydiving - who gives a fuck if there's no consequence? Weak.

If you want to piss them off, what you should really do is consume as much alchohol as possible right away so that you pass out 30-45 minutes into this whole sharade. Then, when you wake up, and they're all pissed off at you for ruining their little exercise, ask if you can comeback next week.

-SporK

[Anhil8tor]

update!

[leeman]

Soooo did he pee him self ???