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I swear I have never encountered a woman that didn't end up being a fucking moron.
Amusing story on this later.
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Cognitive therapy may help you overcome these hostile and contemptuous feelings you exhibit towards your mother, and consequently to all other women.
The alternative therapy route, that of the sexually deviant serial killer, would ultimately prove unfulfilling.
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We're all waiting to humor you.
where did you two queers come from? CJforums?
I don't believe any women are fucking you or any of your friends.
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I've been busy/lazy.
Perhaps when I care.
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Okay. Here we go...
Spork discusses vibrators, tells woman she is dumb. Woman wishes Spork's death.
Okay, so I've got this bitch. She's a weird bitch. I think I've written about her before. Basically, in the looks department she's just barely decent - like the type of girl you pickup when all the hot pussy's left the bar and you're still drunk enough to see. Or when you want to throw out C game (just show a little attention and she flocks on over). In the brains department, well, she's a woman, so she's retarded only she doesn't think so. This little sad slut is one of those I won't fuck anyone unless it's my boyfriend but still a nymphomaniac meaning she fingers herself every chance she gets. In fact, she's told me all about how she's fingered herself in class, in parks, even at work in the bathroom. She told me about some crap called the "outer G-spot" (I don't know jack shit about womens bodys so all you bitches feel free to chime in) where she just squeezes her legs together and starts cuming or whatever. I don't know, she's a dirty whore who wants to be my girlfriend. It's sad. Anyway, all I do is use her for personal amusement. She's blocked me on AIM at least 10 times, she's bought me gifts that I told her to shove up her cunt when she wanted to give them to me, she's taken a lot of abuse and she keeps coming back for more. I love it and that's the only reason I keep her around.
Anyway, she calls me up a few nights ago and proudly announces that she just bought a vibrator. I automatically go into fits of laughter and ridicule. What a dumb cunt. In fact this goes for all of you stupid bitches: if you've ever bought a vibrator, you should be killed via gangrape. It's a shame women are so fucking stupid, they pay for plastic penis when the smart thing to do would be to go to a bar and let some dude who wants to fuck them -- fuck them? Jesus, if women were less retarded, we'd have less wars.
So she goes on about this vibrator and how she can't wait to get home and use it and how it's got all these different plug-ins. Of course she gets a spork lecture about what a dumb cunt she is...she disagrees. So I pose this question:
How do you feel about hookers?
Well, as you may have expected the bitch is repulsed by hookers. They're so gross whaa whaa oh god shut the fuck up you slut. How is a hooker any different from a vibrator? Tell me. If you go out and pay $50 for some plastic shit to rub back against your cunt instead of using your fingers, how is it any different if some dude goes out and pays $50 for some slut to vibrate against his dick instead of jerking off?
DUR DUR she doesn't get it - big surprise. Anyway, she gets mad and hangs up so I leave her a message calling her a dumb bitch. We have this AIM conversation the next day:
...ahhhh I'll finish the thread later. Fuck you cocksuckers.
-SporK
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