[Blueeyedwoman]

You seem to be here a lot lately. Are you planning to make IT your 'home' bored now?

[Jaymac]

I was, but this thread troubles me. It makes me wonder about posting quality and whether I really fit.

[Blueeyedwoman]

Is that your way of telling me I'm fat? Go swallow a tarantula.

[BIRD33]

If you find "Go swalllow a tarantula" as a weak comeback fitting for a third grader then you fit in here.

[Jaymac]

Is that your way of telling me I'm fat? Go swallow a tarantula.

Douche yourself with a super soaker.

[Blueeyedwoman]

If you find "Go swalllow a tarantula" as a weak comeback fitting for a third grader then you fit in here.

:wub:

[Jaymac]

I ran teh bew.

[Flumper Barflusterbutt]

We may need another pic, jmac. How about something that says "No random women were hurt in the making of this post"

Kind of like the Peta disclaimer they have to put at the end of a movie if there are horses or something used in some fight scenes.

[UnderWhelmed]

If jaymac makes this board his "home", I am coming to live with him!

[Blueeyedwoman]

I ran teh bew.

You couldn't run a lawn mower, drag queen.

[Flumper Barflusterbutt]

We may need another pic, jmac. How about something that says "No random women were hurt in the making of this post"

Kind of like the Peta disclaimer they have to put at the end of a movie if there are horses or something used in some fight scenes.

bump for Jaymac?

Edit: I spelled his name right so that when he pops in and does a search of his name he will find this.

[Jaymac]

You couldn't run a lawn mower, drag queen.

Thats because you don't try to "run" lawn mowers. You operate them, to cut grass.

Things you WOULD ordinarily run (feel free to pick one and apply it in the form of a witty smack statement):

1) out of gas
2) for a bus
3) a piss up in a brewery
4) a highway out of town
5) the bases, during a home run derby

You're welcome.

[Jaymac]

bump for Jaymac?

Edit: I spelled his name right so that when he pops in and does a search of his name he will find this.

Spotted it dawg. On top of it.

[snarg]

shit, ask this guy what time it is and he'll tell ya how to build a clock

[Blueeyedwoman]

Thats because you don't try to "run" lawn mowers. You operate them, to cut grass.

Things you WOULD ordinarily run (feel free to pick one and apply it in the form of a witty smack statement):

1) out of gas
2) for a bus
3) a piss up in a brewery
4) a highway out of town
5) the bases, during a home run derby

You're welcome.

I hate you.

[SanDog]

Thats because you don't try to "run" lawn mowers. You operate them, to cut grass.

Things you WOULD ordinarily run (feel free to pick one and apply it in the form of a witty smack statement):

1) out of gas
2) for a bus
3) a piss up in a brewery
4) a highway out of town
5) the bases, during a home run derby

You're welcome.

You couldn't run your nose with cold.

[snarg]

you couldn't hit the floor if you fell down

[Blondie]

Your mom is so fat her creal bowl comes with a lifeguard!