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It doesn't hurt to take a hard look at yourself from
time to time, and this should help get you started.
During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked
the Director what the criterion was which defined
whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.
"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub,
then we offer a teaspoon,a teacup and a bucket to the
patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub."
Which would you use and why?
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Anhil8tor Wrote:It doesn't hurt to take a hard look at yourself from
time to time, and this should help get you started.
During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked
the Director what the criterion was which defined
whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.
"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub,
then we offer a teaspoon,a teacup and a bucket to the
patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub."
Which would you use and why?
None. I would pull the fucking plug.
I know what you're thinking now. You think we're all gay, don't you? Think we're all just a bunch of deviant lifestyle-living same-sex having motherfuckers, am I right?
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Puzzle buddies think alike.
I know what you're thinking now. You think we're all gay, don't you? Think we're all just a bunch of deviant lifestyle-living same-sex having motherfuckers, am I right?
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smart fags ruin it for the rest of us.
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I'm in the market for a super cool puzzle mate to help me with such brain teasers.Pm me.
See You In Toledo
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BIRD33 Wrote:I'm in the market for a super cool puzzle mate to help me with such brain teasers.Pm me.
Jealousy is not a pretty color on you.
I know what you're thinking now. You think we're all gay, don't you? Think we're all just a bunch of deviant lifestyle-living same-sex having motherfuckers, am I right?
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Take the bucket, bang the director in the head with it and make a daring escape.
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Instruct the maid to do it.
