[SporK]

A drunken Spork stumbles out of his newly borrowed X5 and begins urinating on a street corner while simultaneously using his cell phone to make plans for an afterhours party. All of a sudden the pile of rags he'd been pissing on begins to move. What the fuck? Angry pile of rags gets up, spork still urinating and now laughing uncontrolably, and asks teh Spork what the fuck he thinks he's doing? What's it look like? Apparently I'm pissing on your house!

Spork then uses ninja like evasion maneuver to dodge the now urine soaked angry pile of rags, finish taking his leak and maintain phone conversation all at the same time. Bruce lee would have been impressed.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaa


Spork is hero to all.

-SporK

P.s. Sorry to all who's car got in the line of fire when teh Spork spun 360 degree style.

P.p.s Not really.

[coyote]

classy

[Banana]

That story almost would have been good, had you been able to spell and use grammar.

And, if you didn't suck.

[prothought]

You should have stuck around. I'm sure you could have gotten a hand job for $5.

[coyote]

the price of a warm meal and a shower to boot he should have paid you

[minorthreat]

I would have asked for hand relief.