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Amy Winehouse - My god, that bitch is like a shitfilled trainwreck, but you have to love her. Her dad blames her sore throat on the fact that she smoked too much crack. How fucking cool is that? You gotta love a girl who's nickname is Wino.

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Janice Dickinson - Holy shit, you can't leave her off the list. I don't think she's ever come up against anyone she couldn't slam. She's basically a white Omarosa (sp?). And she's not afraid to make a fool of herself. You flash those nasty panties girl!

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Britney Spears - Yep, how fucking far has she fallen. But I'd hit that shit like a bad puppy on a new rug. I don't care how fat you get Britney, just keep flashing that shit every chance you get. You fucking still rock and you know it.

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Björk, she's crazy as fuck and sings weird as hell but I'd do her like the energizer bunny on speed.

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Kathy Griffin: I gotta put this one on the list. She has that kind of hot look that would take a ton of beer and a ball gag, but I think i'd still hit it. I'd probably like to grudge fuck her while she's on the phone with someone talking about her day. The more she talked, the more I'd pound that shit like a guantanimo detainee.

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Sarah Jessica Parker: No list of ugly chicks that you would bang, would be complete with out the addition of nose woman. If I was some famous director, just for fun, I'd call her up and tell her that I have just cast her in my next movie.........Mr. Ed, the talking horse. LOLOLOL. Actually, if I got the chance to bed this one, I think I'd take one piece of duct tape and just run it from her forehead to just above her top lip. The rest I could get along with. Oh, and I'd tie that fucking Ferris Bueller dude up and make him watch. Anyone? Anyone? Anyone?

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Joan Cusack: OMG. I seriously think I would have to hit this one from behind and possibly blind fold myself. I'd just tell her I'm kinky that way. And I'd make her do the voice of "Jessie, the Yodeling Cowgirl" from Toy Story 2. Yep, I think we have a plan.

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isn't that gallenhall bitch one ugly chick?

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isn't that gallenhall bitch one ugly chick?

Beats me. Never heard of her, I don't think. But I'm not doing your research for you, if that's what you are asking.