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Flumper Barflusterbutt · 07-18-2008, 10:42 PM

BIRD33 · 07-18-2008, 10:44 PM

Whoever took that picture has no conscience and is hilarious.

BIRD33 · 07-18-2008, 10:49 PM

BIRD33 · 07-18-2008, 10:53 PM

I'd fucking kill my friends for writing on me.

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BIRD33 · 07-18-2008, 10:55 PM

Flumper Barflusterbutt · 07-18-2008, 10:57 PM

BIRD33 · 07-18-2008, 10:59 PM

Flumper Barflusterbutt · 07-18-2008, 11:17 PM

:lool:

BIRD33 · 07-18-2008, 11:24 PM

Speaking of drunks...for my business trip we brought along this girl(24) we hired as we are going to set her loose on the road eventually to sell shit.Any fucking way I've barely talked to this chick, she's cute and nice but I'm pretty goddamn professional as you would imagine so I've hardly looked at her.It was four days of meetings and training from 8 to 6 at a doubletree in north jersey so the only thing to do after dinner was drink in the bar lobby.Second night in the bar me and this chick are hanging.Again I'm not trying anything,I've got something going on with a chick back home and I'm trying to avoid any conflicts there or at work.This guy from our meeting who is out of Iowa starts working her hard and I can tell she's uncomfortable so I being the gentleman step in and sheild her from him by talking to the both of them.We hang till the bar closes and then I walk her to the elevator and say good night.

I get back to my room and I'm ironing my pants for the next day and my room phone start ringing,scared the shit out of me.Pick it up an its my employee and she says she got a really weird message from the guy from Iowa on her room phone and she's nervous he knows where she's at and can I come up for a few minutes just to make sure he doesnt stop by.Instantly I can tell by her voice thats not all she is concerned with and by that I mean concerned about the void in her vagina only my penis can fill.I go up and shoot the shit with her and after 10 minutes get up to leave and she says I can't go because she's scared which was bullshit and she just wants me to sleep next to her for a few minutes.I'm like sure.She blows me.Next day I act like nothing happened.The end.