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I had almost forgotten
#1

about this board.

Somebody welcome me back and offer me sweets.

You can ask questions too. I will probably answer them.
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#2

Welcome back. Care for a Rice Krispie square? I always bring extras for bribing the re-n00bs.

JCW Wrote:Every toilet bowl has to have one turd that floats to the top, I'm just doing my part.
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#3

A rice krispy square would be delightful. Do you have a chocolate fountain I could dunk it into? And by chocolate fountain I don't mean poop, but I do mean chocolate fountain that nobody else has used cuz communal chocofountains are bacteria factories.
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#4

is your wife still fucking her dentist?
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#5

turrible idea
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#6

Badonkadonk Monkey Balls Wrote:A rice krispy square would be delightful. Do you have a chocolate fountain I could dunk it into? And by chocolate fountain I don't mean poop, but I do mean chocolate fountain that nobody else has used cuz communal chocofountains are bacteria factories.

I do not. Sorry. Conveniently I melted some milk chocolate into the marshmallows when I made these. They're delightfully chocolatey already!

JCW Wrote:Every toilet bowl has to have one turd that floats to the top, I'm just doing my part.
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#7

otst

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#8

dwsdt?

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#9

WoolyGoat Wrote:otst

You're the one with buttons, you OTST!

JCW Wrote:Every toilet bowl has to have one turd that floats to the top, I'm just doing my part.
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#10

[video=youtube;ahIT-mkFPvk]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ahIT-mkFPvk&feature=player_embedded[/video]

See You In Toledo
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#11

so what did you shoot yesterday, arnie??

I realise that I have a past to break with--an accumulation of inertia, wrong, foolishness, rot, junk.  A great need of clarification, of mindfulness, or rather, of no mind.  A need to return to genuine practice, right effort.  Need to push on the great doubt.  Need for the spirit.  Hang on to the clear light.
           
Thomas Merton


       
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#12

A terrible 89.There was an outing in front of us so we did a lot of waiting.Couldnt get into a rhythm.Horrible putting.I did stick a ball from 170 out to two feet for birdie.

See You In Toledo
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#13

Flumper Barflusterbutt Wrote:is your wife still fucking her dentist?

I don't know what this means. My wife and I are monogamous.
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#14

Hello, G$! Do you remember me?! I don't post or come here anymore. Except for the random drunken night such as tonight. Took me a long time to type that correctly, btw. Sup? What's been going on since you left? And, why did you leave again? Can't remember. Anyway. Miss you my nigga!!!!!
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#15

:lool:


not the same dude, hazey

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#16

Either he's scarred for life about the dentist story or its not the same guy.

See You In Toledo
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#17

don't think it is the real deal
hazey sounds like the real thing :giggle:

I realise that I have a past to break with--an accumulation of inertia, wrong, foolishness, rot, junk.  A great need of clarification, of mindfulness, or rather, of no mind.  A need to return to genuine practice, right effort.  Need to push on the great doubt.  Need for the spirit.  Hang on to the clear light.
           
Thomas Merton


       
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#18

At dinner last night my girlfriend was acting pissy and I had no clue and wasnt really interested.I ask her what she's doing this weekend and she goes on this long rant about how her brother is working on her B day and she's pissed off about that.It dawns on me her birthday is tomorrow or today, not sure.So I say do you want to do dinner on Saturday and she say's I had no idea it was her birthday(which was true) and she's pissed and wants to break up with me.I'm like of course I knew its was your birthday and thats why I asked what you were doing for the 4th last weekend(which is weak I know).Then I act offended and pull the ol reverse breakup.Fast forward two hours and I'm hitting that from the back.Downside is I have to blow some money on Saturday now.

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#19

good one, spork jr

I realise that I have a past to break with--an accumulation of inertia, wrong, foolishness, rot, junk.  A great need of clarification, of mindfulness, or rather, of no mind.  A need to return to genuine practice, right effort.  Need to push on the great doubt.  Need for the spirit.  Hang on to the clear light.
           
Thomas Merton


       
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#20

I'm kinda surprised bird.


I would think that someone that knows everything about everything would be up to date on birthdays and what not.
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