[Ironcandle]

Since we have folks from all over in here, lets here some stories about trips that stand out in your memory. Funny, scary, happy, mushy, whatever.

I went to Peru and got sick as hell. I lost about 20 pounds from just being ill. That is a great weight loss program if you live through it. My wife's family even bought a big, bottled water dispenser. Didn't help at all. At the low point, it was coming out of both ends. I felt like a busted tube of tooth paste.

I may have more enlightening ones later.

[bobbythong]

I went to Edinburgh for a stag weekend and got arrested for urinating in a public place (onto a statue of some Scottish git, don`t know who), spent the night in a cell and missed the flight home. :blink:

[leeman]

I landed in Milano 1988 and had forgotten my pasport ....

I got arrested, locked up, and expelled after having been forced to sign a paper where i admitted to hav tried to get in to Italy falsely .. :blink:

[joec]

i went to sarnia ontario and get a blowjob in a limo by a stripper for 25 candian...which was only 15 bucks american.

damn you guys have better stories.... :angry:

[Hambone]

During my twenty years in the Navy got arrested in Athens due to a couple of buddies wanted and did climb the acropolis after it closed down for the night. Spent two days in jail so they could find out if we destoryed anything. LOF

[IAmAWalRus]

Well, I woke up with an angry man screaming in my face... What the fuck are you doin' in my daughters bed!!!!!
I got up in a hurry, couldn't find my shoes. I had no idea where I was...
And the rest of the family had a nice breakfast in tha kitcheeen.... :ph34r:

[IAmAWalRus]

... Maybe I should add ...

I went to hell and back again

[Smackinoff]

Originally posted by IAmAWalRus@Mar 5 2004, 06:24 PM
... Maybe I should add ...

I went to hell and back again

Dude I tottaly know what your talking about!
I moved in with my bestfriend and he had a Hot 16 yr old sister, and they lived with their parnets. I was 19 at the time. Well we got a lil to drunk...I still have trouble remembering.
Anyways im going down on her, and her door opens. I roll over on the bed to her alarm clock right when her dad walks in. Im like "wtf I cant get this alarm clock to work"!!! Hes like dont worry about it just go back to your room!
Yeah he knew what was going on and he was pissed as hell!!!
I went back into the other room where I passed out!
Damn I wish I would have video taped that one!!!

[leeman]

LMAO .... Do you really wanna remeber ????

[Smackinoff]

Damn I wish I could but I cant after the 8 body shot except bits and parts

[Smackinoff]

Leeman hit 100 post! hehe good job

[leeman]

LMAO ... well you will remember to lock the door next time

[Smackinoff]

No see I did lock the door cus her brother was trying to get my ass out of their cus he knew he dad was comming up stairs!!!
I thought it was kinda weird him walking in on his bestfriend naked going down on his sis who was also naked...ol well she was fucking hot I would walk in on her too

[Beaucephus]

Back in '92 i went to Cozumel with my family. Me and my brother in law went out drinking on our second night there and got fuck in half drunk. Our Hotel was right on the ocean and by the pool area, there was a diving board where you could dive right out into the ocean. I would say it was about 15-20 feet above the water. Well it was the middle of the night and you couldn't see a damn thing when you stood on the board looking out into the ocean. It was like an drop into a bottomless pit. Well guess who decided he was going to jump off regardless? Yep you guessed it, your's truly. So I strip down to my Fruit of the Looms and dive off. I cant see shit. It's pitch black. It felt like i wasn't gonna land and when I did it wasn't exactly in a dive position. It was more like a belly flop and it fucking hurt like hell. My brother in law heard it and I could barely hear him back by the pool. I couldn't see him. All I could see were a few faint light from the hotel back off in the distance. As I started to get my composure back I started to swim toward the lights. I kept yelling for my brother and law and I could hear him but I couldn't tell where exactly he was. When I got back to the cliff overhang which I couldn't see, I couldn't find the ladder back up to the deck. My brother in law couldnt see it either. I was fucked. I wound up staying out in that freezing cold water for the better part of 45 minutes whil he woke up the management to get some lights to come get my ass out. Needless to say I never dove off that damn board again while i was there, even in the daylight. :blink: :blink: :blink:

[Smackinoff]

HAHA Damn! But i guess that yall were to drunk to notice if it was cold or not

[Jdub]

Originally posted by Smackinoff@Mar 5 2004, 06:37 PM
Leeman hit 100 post! hehe good job

I might never get 100 posts!!!