[NinjaBassist]

Describe your most drunk and or high moment.

mine
Stabbed, Chocolate syrup, whip cream, thongs, sex, puke times many

[Banana]

1. Tequila, cigar, kissing female, plates crashing, puke.
2. Cheap liquor, no dinner, Gravol, outside, unknown location, pants down

[asshat]

chili cookoff tequila enima bag bloody nose hospital wheelchair hill

[BAZARRE]

Party,vodka,home,climb stairs,climb stairs(again),collapse,sleep,party(again) :party:

[Devious]

Feeling good, Dizzy, Tunnel Vision , Puked , Passed out, Hospital, Not good.

[WoolyGoat]

wine, cheese, champagne, locked out, puke, pass out, protective custody

[Banana]

Originally posted by asshat@Sep 23 2004, 08:52 AM
chili cookoff tequila [b]enima bag bloody nose hospital wheelchair hill

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[Bill]

1.) tequila, beer, flaming drinks, fire, fight, nekkid, pool, sex.
2.) tequila, hotel, parking lot, blowjob, tequila, 2 chicks, sex.
3.) Mexico, carlos and charlies, tequila, cab, puke, beer, blackout.
4.) tequila, beer, directing traffic, blackout, broken furniture, no clothes.
5.) beer, horses, night, barback, woods, tree limb, longhorns, diabetis, hospital.

should I keep going?

[NinjaBassist]

Now lets take a shot at this

Originally posted by banana
1. Tequila, cigar, kissing female, plates crashing, puke.

It was poker night with the girls and you all had cigars and margaritas. After a few hours you just decided to take the tequila and started doing body shots. This led to the kissing of the female and the crashing plates when you cleared the counter for more room for some one on one lesbian action. But then to your horror you smelled her snatch and puked. So how close was I?

[NinjaBassist]

And another

Originally posted by Devious
Feeling good, Dizzy, Tunnel Vision , Puked , Passed out, Hospital, Not good.

You were feeling good because of the combination of alcohol and the cheap hooker you just paid to suck you off. After you blew your load you passed out for awhile and awoke later. Although feeling a tad dizzy you decided to attempt to drive to Jack in the Box anyways. You ended up driving with tunnel vision and ended up getting tboned on the way. This was not good because it sent you to the hospital and the emts told you that you wet and puked on yourself.

[Banana]

Originally posted by NinjaBassist+Sep 23 2004, 09:09 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(NinjaBassist @ Sep 23 2004, 09:09 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'>Now lets take a shot at this
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1. Tequila, cigar, kissing female, plates crashing, puke.

It was poker night with the girls and you all had cigars and margaritas. After a few hours you just decided to take the tequila and started doing body shots. This led to the kissing of the female and the crashing plates when you cleared the counter for more room for some one on one lesbian action. But then to your horror you smelled her snatch and puked. So how close was I?

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:llma: It could be....I really can't recall. I think it went something like this:
We were in Mexico, my first time there. 2nd night. For those of you who have not have Mexican tequila, it is WAY different than tequila you get at home. WAY DIFFERENT. There were two girls, myself and a friend, five guys. We were having dinner, getting wasted on tequila. There may or may not have been a cigar. :S All I know is that suddenly, we were all so drunk. I've told part of this story before. We went around the restaurant gathering pesos from people who wanted to see me and the other girl kiss. We collected $100. We were so proud. We kissed, not just a peck, a couple of times. People were trying to pimp us to do more. The next thing I knew, Jimmy and another guy had wrestled at the table, knocking over a stack of about 100 plates and breaking them all. We went back to the hotel room. The next morning, we had to go snorkeling. I puked.

Your story was more amusing, NB. :loool:

[Tribal Dragon]

1)40's, fight, broken hand, blow-job, pain, vomit. :puke:
2)40's, skinny dipping, sex, cops, busted.

[Banana]

Oh, I have another
Mexico, tequila, 11 people skinny dipping, security, embarassment

[PurpleHaze]

Red Snappers, ass, falling, fire, kissing, puking, cussing, preacher, glass.




Fixed for Wyldbill. :mellow:

[Bill]

wasn't it supposed to be ten or less?...just saying

[NinjaBassist]

If at first you dont suceed try try again

Originally posted by banana
Oh, I have another
Mexico, tequila, 11 people skinny dipping, security, embarassment

After another crazy day of drinking tequiala in Mexico you and 11 of your hottest chick friends went skinny dipping at the hotel you were staying at. After a few rounds of marco polo things get a little hot and heavy. Jet bubbles are turned on max on all sides of the pool while everyone is getting pleasured. Security was called because it was 3 am and all the moaning was keeping the other residents awake. But good ol Johnny Law likes a little excitment also so he joins in on the action only to jump the gun and blow his load too early which resulted in major embarassment for him.

[Banana]

Originally posted by NinjaBassist+Sep 23 2004, 09:31 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(NinjaBassist @ Sep 23 2004, 09:31 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'>If at first you dont suceed try try again
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Oh, I have another
Mexico, tequila, 11 people skinny dipping, security, embarassment

After another crazy day of drinking tequiala in Mexico you and 11 of your hottest chick friends went skinny dipping at the hotel you were staying at. After a few rounds of marco polo things get a little hot and heavy. Jet bubbles are turned on max on all sides of the pool while everyone is getting pleasured. Security was called because it was 3 am and all the moaning was keeping the other residents awake. But good ol Johnny Law likes a little excitment also so he joins in on the action only to jump the gun and blow his load too early which resulted in major embarassment for him.

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EXACTLY.
:S Where were you hiding when you saw all this?

[NinjaBassist]

I'm very very sneaky banana. I'm a ninja remember.

[fermundacheese]

wet t-shirts, champagne, dancing, laid, puked, walked home, college, weed

[APB]

rum, threesome, girls, kissing, dancing, puked, passed out