[Anhil8tor]

OK lemme run this by you guys and girls and lemme know what you think.

I am in sales. I am at the age now where people that I am friends with have taken over purchasing positions. In one of these business I would go visit a friend and his co-worker...sit down, bullshit, talk about the weekend.. It was more of a visit with a friend than a business trip.

This business spent a good bit of money with me. Let's say at the least 4 digits a week. Things were good and this went on for about 8 months. Well, one day my friends co-worker did some stupid shit. This person is not very smart. I am guessing he is mildly retarded. Anyhow he was to get the ax and lose his job.

Well, when he found out he was getting fired he snuck back into the business and sent out a company e-mail. Now thats all fine and good but my problem is he brought my name into it along with the business I work for.

Now he has cost me some serious $$$ over these last few weeks and I am working to get back selling in that business but What I want to know is what would be a suitable revenge that I could seek on him that wouldn't be too hard to pull off or get me put behind bars if I get caught.

BTW If you have any questions let me know... I will keep this thread going till I can figure something out.

Thanks in advance

[TomFoolery]

Punch him in the face until he's out cold then shit in his mouth.

[Anhil8tor]

wow... exactly the opposite of what I was looking for because that would probably put me in jail

[TomFoolery]

Originally posted by anhil8tor@Oct 12 2004, 02:42 PM
wow... exactly the opposite of what I was looking for because that would probably put me in jail

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I probably can't help you then.

[Velvet]

Let all the other places you go to know about the moron and how untrustworthy he is ... He wont be working for a while ..

[asshat]

Think of the man that you personally have the most respect for in your life and ask yourself what he would do. That person (for me) would forget about the revenge and repair the damaged business relationship.

[Anhil8tor]

Thanks velvet but everyone knows and he hasn't even looked for a job since. I think he is trying to sue the place for harrassment so everything has been really touchy feely. Most people didn't like him because he always bragged how he cheated the system... i.e. food stamps, paying on taxes and alot of other things.

[greg]

Originally posted by asshat@Oct 12 2004, 02:46 PM
Think of the man that you personally have the most respect for in your life and ask yourself what he would do.  That person (for me) would forget about the revenge and repair the damaged business relationship.

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I am impressed!!!

[Anhil8tor]

Originally posted by asshat@Oct 12 2004, 03:46 PM
Think of the man that you personally have the most respect for in your life and ask yourself what he would do.  That person (for me) would forget about the revenge and repair the damaged business relationship.

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working on this part of it. no one has a problem with me at the business and in fact they like me.. but because he sent this email out worldwide with my information on it they have to go through protocal and are taking the proper procedures because lawyers are involved.

[Velvet]

You have the answer right there hun and you didnt even notice .. Dob in to the taxman and your welfare people

[Bill]

you could always plant gay porn in his computer....

[VitaminE]

Three step – retribution

#1 Go to your local porn shop. Buy a few gay porno mags and fill out all of the subscription cards with him name and address, checking the bill me option.

#2 Take out a personal ad in your local newspaper under M seeking M. If he’s married, feel free to make reference to him wanting some side action and not wanting to lose his family. Using his home number is essential.

#3 Send flowers to his home. Have the card say “I had a great time at lunch”. The spouser will never believe his alibis.

This may not fix your problems but, your problems won't even compare to his.

[Bill]

Originally posted by VitaminE@Oct 13 2004, 09:09 AM
Three step – retribution

#1 [b] Go to your local porn shop.  Buy a few gay porno mags and fill out all of the subscription cards with him name and address, checking the bill me option.

#2  Take out a personal ad in your local newspaper under M seeking M.  If he’s married, feel free to make reference to him wanting some side action and not wanting to lose his family.  Using his home number is essential.

#3  Send flowers to his home.  Have the card say “I had a great time at lunch”.  The spouser will never believe his alibis.

This may not fix your problems but, your problems won't even compare to his.

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I want to know how VitE knows so much about gay porn mag subscription cards....

[Undeadcannibal]

Originally posted by asshat@Oct 12 2004, 03:46 PM
Think of the man that you personally have the most respect for in your life and ask yourself what he would do.  That person (for me) would forget about the revenge and repair the damaged business relationship.

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That wouldn;t work for me, I don't ave web-shooters or super strength...

[Anhil8tor]

Thanks Vit. E...... I think that may be the ticket

[VitaminE]

Originally posted by anhil8tor@Oct 13 2004, 08:44 AM
Thanks Vit. E...... I think that may be the ticket

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If you need someone to have sex with the dudes lawn ornaments, I may know someone who'll do it.

[Anhil8tor]

Originally posted by VitaminE@Oct 13 2004, 08:50 AM
If you need someone to have sex with the dudes lawn ornaments, I may know someone who'll do it.

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While I appreciate the offer please understand that this guy is too poor to afford lawn ornaments. His whole problem is that I brought over pictures of a bachelor party. They were pretty graphic pics and he checked them out and laughed at them. He put in the letter that I forced him to look at the pics and being an upstanding good christian man it has bothered him for almost a year now. He also said that I set it up at their place of business during work hours.... :rant:

So your suggestions will make me feel alot :lol:

[Tribal Dragon]

Whenever Tribal wants revenge. He takes a look at this site........


Revenge

[fermundacheese]

Originally posted by anhil8tor@Oct 13 2004, 09:41 AM
While I appreciate the offer please understand that this guy is too poor to afford lawn ornaments. His whole problem is that I brought over pictures of a bachelor party. They were pretty graphic pics and he checked them out and laughed at them. He put in the letter that I forced him to look at the pics and being an upstanding good christian man it has bothered him for almost a year now. He also said that I set it up at their place of business during work hours.... :rant:

So your suggestions will make me feel alot  :lol:

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He's being fired because he looked at pictures from a bachelor party????

:|

[Anhil8tor]

No I lost my business there b/c I brought bachelor party pics there. He was fired because he had three physical confrontations with co-workers. He was also caught trying to record conversations and did not do his work up to standard.

But, since he found out he was getting the ax he put it on me and my buddy. Luckly my buddy kept his job after an investigation but I have yet to be allowed back over there. Supposedly sometime next week I will have a meeting with the Vice President of the entire company (worldwide) and explain why I brought bachelor party pics to their workplace.