[asshat]

Is she a fucktard?

[cLaY]

she has a nice beaver

[fem]

She's a tramp.

[asshat]

She is a padder deluxe. No doubt about it.

[TomFoolery]

Mildly entertaining internet slut.

[fem]

She likes bananas a little too much. :|

[asshat]

She keeps pm'ing me the same old tired nude pics. I wish she would get another camera.

[Bill]

way kewl in my book, but could assend to the coveted number one possition if she'd send me those boobie pics.

[coyote]

whos banana?

[asshat]

way kewl in my book, but could assend to the coveted number one possition if she'd send me those boobie pics.

and you are talking about banana? :confused:

[TomFoolery]

I've seen her boobs. Doesn't change my opinion though.

[fem]

I've seen her boobs too, it made me have a worse opinion of her. :|

[asshat]

I'm not saying she is kind of homely or anything, but I went to a game with her one time and she asked for directions to the bathroom and ended up in the men's room.

[TomFoolery]

I've seen her boobs too...

Liar

[asshat]

When Banana was a kid she couldn't play in the sandbox. Everytime she got in the cat would cover her up.

[fem]

Liar

Wanna fuck?

[fem]

When Banana was a kid she couldn't play in the sandbox. Everytime she got in the cat would cover her up.

:lool:

[asshat]

When Banana was very young she got lost. She saw a policeman, and asked him to help her find her parents. Banana said to him .... "Do you think we'll ever find them?"

The policeman said. "I don't know, kid ... there are so many places they can hide."

[insanetrainchic]

Velvet and Banana are nothing short of the greatest. Don't belive me?... Rot in hell, asshole! What gives you the right to judge? Oh, thats right, NOTHING!
Now read...

First of all, I would like to state, that bananas rule... without bananas, we would have no monkeys. And that would suck... trust me. Bananas are yellow, which makes them good. I think that one day, bananas will take over earth. But before that happens, they're pretty cool. They are super-intelligent. How many of YOU can say that?... Think about it.

Apples fucking suck.. they are over-rated. And I'm not going to add to that by talking about them anymore.

I am great, and powerful. You should do what I say, because I see everything you do, AND think... yea that's right, I'm big sister. If you think bad things about me, I will take you in your sleep... leaving your loved ones confused, lonely, and possibly hungry... you should be shitting your pants right about now. I can do magical things. Like David Copperfield, only less illusion crap, more killing you... wait, that's nothing like David Copperfield. nevermind. I meant something more along the lines of Hitler. Or that Bundy .

Back to my super-intelligent banana theory. wait, i said just about everything I wanted to about them... nevermind that.

I'm sure you're wondering when I'm going to stop writing about stupid nonsense that nobody gives a shit about. You probably want me to stop soon. That's why I'm not going to...

Oh, wait... yes I am.

[asshat]

Banana told me that Jimmy likes to talk dirty to her during sex. The other night he called her from a hotel room.