03-16-2004, 07:31 PM
A guy gets on a plane with a black eye. He takes a
seat and notices the guy next to him also has a black
eye. He asks him why he too has a black eye. The other
fellow says "because of a tongue twister mishap". He
explains that when he got his ticket he noticed that
the lady behind the counter was a very busty blonde.
He said that he proceeded to ask her for a ticket to
Pittsburg but mistakingly said a "picket to tittsburg"
and she socked him.
The other man replied that his black eye was also due
to a tongue twister mishap. Over breakfast this
morning the man said he meant to ask his wife to "pass
the corn flakes" but instead said "you ruined my life
you evil, fat-assed controlling bitch".
seat and notices the guy next to him also has a black
eye. He asks him why he too has a black eye. The other
fellow says "because of a tongue twister mishap". He
explains that when he got his ticket he noticed that
the lady behind the counter was a very busty blonde.
He said that he proceeded to ask her for a ticket to
Pittsburg but mistakingly said a "picket to tittsburg"
and she socked him.
The other man replied that his black eye was also due
to a tongue twister mishap. Over breakfast this
morning the man said he meant to ask his wife to "pass
the corn flakes" but instead said "you ruined my life
you evil, fat-assed controlling bitch".