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Elevator Ediquette
#1

Lazy fukkers

I was taking the elevator from the IT department (basement) to the 24th floor where the commisioners sit to fix a network issue. I swear this place has a monopoly on fat bastards and bitches. Any fukker who takes the elevator up one floor should be pushed of the roof. For those of us who need to acend the entire building have to wait for these pigs to get on and off the elevator we should be allowed a free punch. What the hell, it's not like they're gonna feel it anyway.

No bad breath or B.O.
Hygiene people, get on board!!!!! Step up fukkers!
This lady must have been chompin' street walker pussy on her break and figured a cheep cigarette would cover the smell. For fuck's sake, crunch an altoid for your homies!

Shut the fuck up!
There is no need to ask me how's my day. I'm a bitter fukker 24/7/365, no need to ask. If you're not intested in the composition of my last movement, talk to someone esle, or simply die, either is fine with Vit E!
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#2

you make me horny when you're angry

I'll let you be in my dreams if I can be in yours
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#3

I'll break you down shotgun style and turn your pancreas into corned beef hash!
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