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Name events you think should be in the Trailer Park Olympics...i.e Most dogs on porch event...
Most worn tires on foof.
I am trying to see things from your perspective....But I can't get my head that far up my ass!
Remember - The TOES you step on today maybe attached to the ASS you have to kiss tomorrow.
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Taking the tires off the house and resting it on cinder blocks.
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how about how much of your backyard can you get the neighbors to cut
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who can have the most vehicles that don't work in their yard
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tallest weeds
I realise that I have a past to break with--an accumulation of inertia, wrong, foolishness, rot, junk. A great need of clarification, of mindfulness, or rather, of no mind. A need to return to genuine practice, right effort. Need to push on the great doubt. Need for the spirit. Hang on to the clear light.
Thomas Merton
How about "the NCBiker 55 gallon barrel trash burnathon"
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Most number of burned out christmas light bulbs.
Most square inches of aluminum foil in the windows.
Most items of laundry on the clothes line.
Most number of yard sales in a 12 month time frame.
Most number of free puppies given away last year.
Tallest flag pole in the front yard.
Most ceramic sculptures in the yard.
Largest front porch.
Largest carport.
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rustiest pink flamingo
I realise that I have a past to break with--an accumulation of inertia, wrong, foolishness, rot, junk. A great need of clarification, of mindfulness, or rather, of no mind. A need to return to genuine practice, right effort. Need to push on the great doubt. Need for the spirit. Hang on to the clear light.
Thomas Merton
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Most pairs of old sneakers hanging over the electrical lines.
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good one arby
I realise that I have a past to break with--an accumulation of inertia, wrong, foolishness, rot, junk. A great need of clarification, of mindfulness, or rather, of no mind. A need to return to genuine practice, right effort. Need to push on the great doubt. Need for the spirit. Hang on to the clear light.
Thomas Merton
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Most teeth in the wives mouth
Most cousins to breed with .
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Most holes in the walls
Most plants growing indoors through the floor
Most broken windows
Most trash on the front porch
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most engines hanging from trees in the front yard
most unwashed dishes in the sink
most relatives named "Cletus"
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most furniture taken from the side of the road
the 10yd house long dash
most rust
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Most above ground swimming pools in the backyard.
Most curtains made from old bath towels.
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the beer guzzle
most times fuckin the sexbox(vcr)
Most stored shotguns
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Most times they have sent relatives home with leftovers boxed up in an old Tampax box.
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Most layers of newspaper on the ground
Most animal piss in the house
Most stolen goods from Goodwill
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Most boxes of matches on top of the toilet tank in the bathroom.
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Most discolored toilet water
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