[Hambone]

Bubba and Earl


Two rednecks, Bubba and Earl, were driving down the
road drinking a couple of bottles of Bud.
The passenger, Bubba, said, "Lookey thar up ahead,
Earl. It's a po-lice roadblock!!
We're gonna get busted fer drinkin' these here
beers!!"
"Don't worry, Bubba," Earl said. "We'll just pull
over and finish drinkin' these beers, peel off the
label and stick it on our foreheads, and throw the
bottles under the seat."
"What fer?", asked Bubba.
Just let me do the talkin,' OK?", said Earl.
Well, they finished their beers, threw the empty
bottles under the seat, and each stuck a label on
their forehead.
When they reached the roadblock, the sheriff asked,
"You boys been drinkin'?"
"No, sir," said Earl. "We's on the patch.
:lol: :lol:

[Firemanz84]

Bubba and Earl are always fuckin' up....

[Hambone]

Yea but they think on their feet