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I just opened a brand new bottle of crown....
#1

who's with me?
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#2

My guess is Chef and he's slurping that shit as it slides down your asscrack.

BIRD33 Wrote:Im guessing BEW's vag loks like a hotdog that exploded in the microwave.
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#3

don't you have class or something?
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#4

I got out (read: left) early.

BIRD33 Wrote:Im guessing BEW's vag loks like a hotdog that exploded in the microwave.
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#5

i feel 10 lbs heavier having you swingin from my nuts lately.....

did you not get the manseed I fedex'ed you....
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#6

Fuck you 8, I don't get paid 'til midnight tonight, so I'm stuck drinking Gordon's vodka and box-o-wine. Hey, who's with me? I'll pour it down my asscrack...
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#7

i have never heard of gordons.....

i have a full bottle of ketel vodka i haven't even opened yet though
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#8

anhil8tor Wrote:who's with me?
im at work tonight, but tommorrow....i drink. and i might just go get a bottle of crown actually
maybe chase it with about 18 beers,.......that just might do it.

looking for someone to "take care" of my ex
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Never get caught with a dead girl or a live boy!, That's Vit E's moto
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I enjoy being a dumb cunt. Thanks.


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v105/b...aphic2.jpg
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#9

For the record, I think the term "manseed" is played out.
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#10

PurpleHaze Wrote:For the record, I think the term "manseed" is played out.

thanks :roll:
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#11

Cant handle liquor too well, but Coors Light over here..

mmm
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#12

anhil8tor Wrote:thanks :roll:

I'm just sayin'. It is. Wine here. I ran out of liquor, and beer makes me fat.
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#13

TammyC Wrote:Cant handle liquor too well, but Coors Light over here..

mmm
you get the case of coors light i sent you UPS yet

looking for someone to "take care" of my ex
Quote:
Originally Posted by VitaminE
Never get caught with a dead girl or a live boy!, That's Vit E's moto
Quote:
Originally Posted by fem
I enjoy being a dumb cunt. Thanks.


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v105/b...aphic2.jpg
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#14

TammyC Wrote:Cant handle liquor too well, but Coors Light over here..

mmm


Wuss.
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#15

dezdrew Wrote:you get the case of coors light i sent you UPS yet
my sponge bob underoos are in that package ,too

looking for someone to "take care" of my ex
Quote:
Originally Posted by VitaminE
Never get caught with a dead girl or a live boy!, That's Vit E's moto
Quote:
Originally Posted by fem
I enjoy being a dumb cunt. Thanks.


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v105/b...aphic2.jpg
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#16

I just had 2 Jose Cuervo filled chocolates. They're 1.9% alcohol. I think I might be drunk.




Cue 'your boyfriend's name is Jose Cuervo?' joke

BIRD33 Wrote:Im guessing BEW's vag loks like a hotdog that exploded in the microwave.
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#17

anhil8tor Wrote:i have never heard of gordons.....


It's real cheap vodka.. Most bars use it for there bottom shelf drinks.

:fuckYou:
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