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I just ate a retards pooter
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I'll let you be in my dreams if I can be in yours
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#2

I thought pooter was a color.
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#3

Rack that shit!

I know what you're thinking now. You think we're all gay, don't you? Think we're all just a bunch of deviant lifestyle-living same-sex having motherfuckers, am I right?


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#4

:lool:

I realise that I have a past to break with--an accumulation of inertia, wrong, foolishness, rot, junk.  A great need of clarification, of mindfulness, or rather, of no mind.  A need to return to genuine practice, right effort.  Need to push on the great doubt.  Need for the spirit.  Hang on to the clear light.
           
Thomas Merton


       
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#5

pooter or cooter?
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#6

is cooter a color??

Confusednarg:

I realise that I have a past to break with--an accumulation of inertia, wrong, foolishness, rot, junk.  A great need of clarification, of mindfulness, or rather, of no mind.  A need to return to genuine practice, right effort.  Need to push on the great doubt.  Need for the spirit.  Hang on to the clear light.
           
Thomas Merton


       
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#7

snarg Wrote:is cooter a color??

Confusednarg:
hairy pink?
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#8

depends on what time of the month it is I guess?
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#9

Wtf!
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#10

well as far as I know retards live mostly on spaghettios and Cheerwine, but I doubt it tasted as good the second time around.

also will you be posting pictures?

p.s.

is this a member of your family or did you have to go to the slow bar and pick him/her up?

p.p.s.

was it very hard to convince them?
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#11

It's all about the peanuts.
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#12

SizeMatters Wrote:is this a member of your family or did you have to go to the slow bar and pick him/her up?

RACK that shit! :loool:

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#13

The problem with banging retards is that with their gestures, sounds and faces you can never tell when they're coming. Just sayin'
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LFC Wrote:The problem with banging retards is that with their gestures, sounds and faces you can never tell when they're coming. Just sayin'

i can...chicks have spasms...dudes start crying

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cLaY Wrote:i can...chicks have spasms...dudes start crying
If you could estimate, say to the nearest 10, about how many retards would you have to bang to figure out trends on when they are coming?

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Asshat Wrote:If you could estimate, say to the nearest 10, about how many retards would you have to bang to figure out trends on when they are coming?

probably 10 or so...there appearance is all that makes them different. the noises they make are pretty much the same.

like this one retard named Tina. every time i jabbed my dick in her cunt, snot bubbles started to erupt from her nose. then when i really started to give her twat a go she'd plug her nose and fart for a good 20 seconds straight.

I'll let you be in my dreams if I can be in yours
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Asshat Wrote:If you could estimate, say to the nearest 10, about how many retards would you have to bang to figure out trends on when they are coming?

On that note, do you have a control group? Have you ever banged a few normal ones? And no, being molested as a child by a regular person does not constitute a normal sexual experience.
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The King Wrote:On that note, do you have a control group? Have you ever banged a few normal ones? And no, being molested as a child by a regular person does not constitute a normal sexual experience.

I don't think his uncle bob is what you would call a regular person....
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#19

bump :mellow:

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#20

I miss size. Sad
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