[snarg]

[size=2][size=5]WHAT PART OF YOUR BODY GOES TO HEAVEN FIRST?

The nun teaching Sunday school was
speaking to her class one morning
and she asked the question, "When you die and go to Heaven...which part of your body goes first?"

Suzy raised her hand and said, "I think it's your hands."

"Why do you think it's your hands, Suzy?"

Suzy replied, "Because when you pray, youhold your hands together in front of you and God just takes you hands first."


"What a wonderful answer!" the nun said.


Little Johnny raised his hand and said, "Sister, I think it's your legs."


The nun looked at him with the strangest
look on her face.

"Now, Little Johnny, why do you think it would be your legs?"


Little Johnny said, "Well, I walked into Mommy and Daddy's bed room the other night. Mommy had her legs straight up
in the air and she was saying, "Oh God, I'm coming!" If Dad hadn't pinned her down, we'd have lost her."

The nun fainted![/size][/size]

[NinjaBassist]

Good ol Johnny. I think there is another version of this joke somewhere in here.