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What's your pirate name? ARRRGGG...
#1

Me=Captain Morgan Roberts


http://www.fidius.org/quiz/pirate/

I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
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#2

Dread Pirate Kidd

Like the famous Dread Pirate Roberts, you have a keen head for how to make a profit. Even though you're not always the traditional swaggering gallant, your steadiness and planning make you a fine, reliable pirate. Arr!

Why do I keep this cesspool alive?
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#3

RACK ME...

Bloody Sam Rackham
Every pirate lives for something different. For some, it's the open sea. For others (the masochists), it's the food. For you, it's definitely the fighting. You have the good fortune of having a good name, since Rackham (pronounced RACKem, not rack-ham) is one of the coolest sounding surnames for a pirate. Arr!

apple Wrote:Aww, but mich, its only a 22 year age difference, I'm still legal :broken:

Bill Wrote:The pool is frozen like Tom Foolery's Saturday night date's snatch.

pineschic Wrote:comon' over here big boy (Vita E).. I'll warm you right up. lol
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#4

I'm not sure I could have gotten a more apt name.

Dirty Mary Rackham

You're the pirate everyone else wants to throw in the ocean -- not to get rid of you, you understand; just to get rid of the smell. You have the good fortune of having a good name, since Rackham (pronounced RACKem, not rack-ham) is one of the coolest sounding surnames for a pirate. Arr!
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#5

Your pirate name is:
Iron James Vane
A pirate's life isn't easy; it takes a tough person. That's okay with you, though, since you a tough person. You tend to blend into the background occaisionally, but that's okay, because it's much easier to sneak up on people and disembowel them that way. Arr!

:blink:

Jimmy - The old Hardcore Standard. :clap:
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#6

well hello Mr. and Mrs. Rackham.

prolly
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#7

Monen Wrote:I'm not sure I could have gotten a more apt name.

Dirty Mary Rackham

You're the pirate everyone else wants to throw in the ocean -- not to get rid of you, you understand; just to get rid of the smell. You have the good fortune of having a good name, since Rackham (pronounced RACKem, not rack-ham) is one of the coolest sounding surnames for a pirate. Arr!


Ohhh ... Mich will never let go of your ankle now ....

Just sayin'

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#8

The Rackham colors

[Image: jackrackam.gif]
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#9

Monen Wrote:I'm not sure I could have gotten a more apt name.

Dirty Mary Rackham

You're the pirate everyone else wants to throw in the ocean -- not to get rid of you, you understand; just to get rid of the smell. You have the good fortune of having a good name, since Rackham (pronounced RACKem, not rack-ham) is one of the coolest sounding surnames for a pirate. Arr!


Does this mean were married? We have the same last names....

apple Wrote:Aww, but mich, its only a 22 year age difference, I'm still legal :broken:

Bill Wrote:The pool is frozen like Tom Foolery's Saturday night date's snatch.

pineschic Wrote:comon' over here big boy (Vita E).. I'll warm you right up. lol
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#10

Can we just be fuck buddies? Marriage sucks.
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#11

Monen Wrote:Can we just be fuck buddies? Marriage sucks.


IN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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#12

Captain Morty Flint

Even though there's no legal rank on a pirate ship, everyone recognizes you're the one in charge. Like the rock flint, you're hard and sharp. But, also like flint, you're easily chipped, and sparky. Arr!


Im the first pirate named morty ever.

See You In Toledo
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#13

Monen Wrote:Can we just be fuck buddies? Marriage sucks.

As long as Fairie says it's ok...were on....My handcuff's or yours?

apple Wrote:Aww, but mich, its only a 22 year age difference, I'm still legal :broken:

Bill Wrote:The pool is frozen like Tom Foolery's Saturday night date's snatch.

pineschic Wrote:comon' over here big boy (Vita E).. I'll warm you right up. lol
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#14

Dirty Ethel Rackham

You're the pirate everyone else wants to throw in the ocean -- not to get rid of you, you understand; just to get rid of the smell. You have the good fortune of having a good name, since Rackham (pronounced RACKem, not rack-ham) is one of the coolest sounding surnames for a pirate. Arr!

I demand the world but offer nothing in return.
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#15

Michman Wrote:As long as Fairie says it's ok...were on....My handcuff's or yours?

Though there more than enough of you for all the ladies on IT to go around, i don't think so....and Mich for even thinking of it...you due for a spankin

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#16

damn apparently I have a hareem (sp).

apple Wrote:Aww, but mich, its only a 22 year age difference, I'm still legal :broken:

Bill Wrote:The pool is frozen like Tom Foolery's Saturday night date's snatch.

pineschic Wrote:comon' over here big boy (Vita E).. I'll warm you right up. lol
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#17

Fairiedust Wrote:Though there more than enough of you for all the ladies on IT to go around, i don't think so....and Mich for even thinking of it...you due for a spankin

promises, promises.

apple Wrote:Aww, but mich, its only a 22 year age difference, I'm still legal :broken:

Bill Wrote:The pool is frozen like Tom Foolery's Saturday night date's snatch.

pineschic Wrote:comon' over here big boy (Vita E).. I'll warm you right up. lol
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#18

Aw, too bad Mich - looks like Fem and I will have to satisfy each other and not tell you anything about it. Drag.
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#19

Michman Wrote:damn apparently I have a hareem (sp).

You can have Dirty Ethel. She hasn't returned a single one of my 43 pm's.

Hmmpph. :mellow:

Jimmy - The old Hardcore Standard. :clap:
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#20

Monen Wrote:Aw, too bad Mich - looks like Fem and I will have to satisfy each other and not tell you anything about it. Drag.

True that..

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