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How Many Quarters would it take.....
#1

to make you blow your load on Terri Schiavo's face if you put her on a vibrating bed and replaced her feeding tube with your Junk ?

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#2

you sick b*astard...i love you

I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
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#3

anyone who could keep it up in the presence of a dying, near vegetable, who constantly moans in agony inducing tones involuntarily deserves props.





or to be jailed, Im not sure which.

prolly
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#4

Charon Wrote:to make you blow your load on Terri Schiavo's face if you put her on a vibrating bed and replaced her feeding tube with your Junk ?


:xrate:

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#5

damn, why did i take this phukker off my ignore list??

I realise that I have a past to break with--an accumulation of inertia, wrong, foolishness, rot, junk.  A great need of clarification, of mindfulness, or rather, of no mind.  A need to return to genuine practice, right effort.  Need to push on the great doubt.  Need for the spirit.  Hang on to the clear light.
           
Thomas Merton


       
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#6

snarg Wrote:damn, why did i take this phukker off my ignore list??
you probably have fond memories of those beds, you know your laughing at this.

I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
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#7

she used to be pretty good looking from the pics I saw.

apple Wrote:Aww, but mich, its only a 22 year age difference, I'm still legal :broken:

Bill Wrote:The pool is frozen like Tom Foolery's Saturday night date's snatch.

pineschic Wrote:comon' over here big boy (Vita E).. I'll warm you right up. lol
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#8

So you're saying you would need to glory-hole the bitch ?

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#9

Fairiedust Wrote:you probably have fond memories of those beds, you know your laughing at this.

many, many years ago, i used to install the device that made beds vibrate in motels
they are (were) called "magic fingers"
this part is funny

the sick joke your hubby made did not make me smile
i guess tou two are made for each other
congrats on you two sickos meeting and staying together

Confusednarg:

I realise that I have a past to break with--an accumulation of inertia, wrong, foolishness, rot, junk.  A great need of clarification, of mindfulness, or rather, of no mind.  A need to return to genuine practice, right effort.  Need to push on the great doubt.  Need for the spirit.  Hang on to the clear light.
           
Thomas Merton


       
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#10

snarg vibrates naturally from his Parkinson's, just sayin
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snarg Wrote:many, many years ago, i used to install the device that made beds vibrate in motels
they are (were) called "magic fingers"
this part is funny

the sick joke your hubby made did not make me smile
i guess tou two are made for each other
congrats on you two sickos meeting and staying together

Confusednarg:
Basically you were the 1st to stain the hotel beds !
So did you enjoy laying on your stomach or back ?
Sometimes you come across as one that takes it in the back...just saying

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LFC Wrote:snarg vibrates naturally from his Parkinson's, just sayin


damn, the only reason i met you in that mickey d parking lot was because you promised you would never reveal any intimate details of the encounter

there will be no future meetings after this betrayal
good day, sir

Cry

I realise that I have a past to break with--an accumulation of inertia, wrong, foolishness, rot, junk.  A great need of clarification, of mindfulness, or rather, of no mind.  A need to return to genuine practice, right effort.  Need to push on the great doubt.  Need for the spirit.  Hang on to the clear light.
           
Thomas Merton


       
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#13

Charon Wrote:So you're saying you would need to glory-hole the bitch ?


No...I just dont think I could do it to her tho now. Now if she could write down she wanted the giant spitting moster.....I'm all in'

apple Wrote:Aww, but mich, its only a 22 year age difference, I'm still legal :broken:

Bill Wrote:The pool is frozen like Tom Foolery's Saturday night date's snatch.

pineschic Wrote:comon' over here big boy (Vita E).. I'll warm you right up. lol
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#14

Michman Wrote:No...I just dont think I could do it to her tho now. Now if she could write down she wanted the giant spitting moster.....I'm all in'


I think I can persuede her husband to get her to write it down as long as you promise to choke her

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Charon Wrote:I think I can persuede her husband to get her to write it down as long as you promise to choke her


Yeah but then courts would have to rule if I could spooge on her face or other parts. it would take along time....I dont think I could hold an erection for 15 more years

apple Wrote:Aww, but mich, its only a 22 year age difference, I'm still legal :broken:

Bill Wrote:The pool is frozen like Tom Foolery's Saturday night date's snatch.

pineschic Wrote:comon' over here big boy (Vita E).. I'll warm you right up. lol
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snarg Wrote:damn, the only reason i met you in that mickey d parking lot was because you promised you would never reveal any intimate details of the encounter

there will be no future meetings after this betrayal
good day, sir

Cry
but... but...

well shit I gave you 90 clams for it!!! :*>
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#17

LFC Wrote:but... but...

well shit I gave you 90 clams for it!!! :*>


pealse stop calling
TIA

Confusednarg:

I realise that I have a past to break with--an accumulation of inertia, wrong, foolishness, rot, junk.  A great need of clarification, of mindfulness, or rather, of no mind.  A need to return to genuine practice, right effort.  Need to push on the great doubt.  Need for the spirit.  Hang on to the clear light.
           
Thomas Merton


       
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